today must be TVOTR day. i just posted on Eli's myspace that "I Was Your Lover" (which is coming out on their upcoming album) is the SONG OF THE YEAR. seriously. Sufjan's Chicago was 2005. TV on the Radio is 2006.

some random thoughts: its time for a long night at the SCIENCE shop. almost half an hour now and 6 people have entered the store. I hope someone is gonna be at Chilys tonight, cause those wings sure will taste good me thinks. where has TVOTR been my whole life. I have known of them for freaken ever, but never actually connected that knowledge to my ears. wow is it nice outside. Villarreal deserved a penalty shot this afternoon. Climbing at Skaha last weekend kicked your ass and mine. why is it that it snows on the worst roads in the middle of a 10 hour car ride through the mountains at 3 in the morning, and the weather is fine for the rest? hmmm.... more after this customer.

I would like to go see that movie, but unfortunately I work on Friday.

I love how photographers seem to always be able to catch politicians at awkward moments:



From here.

Ok folks, I have a movie pass for myself and someone else to see an advance screening of Silent Hill at Silver City this Thursday. So, who wants to go?

Yo Yo Ma's such a talented musician, when he plays yo mama behind yo daddy's back it sounds good.

Yo Yo Ma's so fast, yo daddy can't catch him.

Yo Yo Ma's such a household name, you got his instead of yo mama's husband's.

Yo Yo Ma's so smart, the only place that'll hire Stephen Hawking is Speak'n'Spell.

Yo Yo Ma's dick is so big, he fucked Liberty Mutual. (that one's for Mr. Lyle Bell)

too bad escher didn't invent the moebius strip. Escher invented optical illusions. The moebius strip is not an optical illusion, but rather a spatial fact.

Granted, Escher DID DRAW moebius strips sometimes. If I remember correctly, with ants crawling around it to illustrate the fucked-up-ness of it. But Escher shouldn't get credit for it... he just stole the idea.

Shit, this stuff is good. Some of the best:

Pi equals
Su Doku
Schrödinger
Hobby
Curse Levels

Pete, I don't know if you've done graph theory, but I hope so, because this one is a gooder: Pillow Talk

sweet. much better.
Now for some Yo-Yo Ma jokes:

Yo Yo Ma gets so much pussy Condoleezza Rice is now on Hef's speed dial.

Yo-Yo Ma's so popular your new favourite band's Clap Your Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma
(alt. read "Clap Yo-Yo Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma")

Yo-Yo Ma's so smart that on this season of the Apprentice, Donald Trump gave Yo-Yo Ma his job.
(needs work)

Yo-Yo Ma's so rich he named an island Yo-Yo Maui

Yo-Yo Ma gets so much pussy his new daughters are named Jen and Angelina

Yo-Yo Ma's so phat your Millwoods Friend's cousin wears a Yo-Yo Ma Farm hoodie

but my fave is:
Yo-Yo Ma's so fresh your sister's wearing Yo-Yo Ma with wings.

someone help me out with a Yo-Yo Ma's so smart, with Stephen Hawking thrown in there