Yo Yo Ma's such a talented musician, when he plays yo mama behind yo daddy's back it sounds good.

Yo Yo Ma's so fast, yo daddy can't catch him.

Yo Yo Ma's such a household name, you got his instead of yo mama's husband's.

Yo Yo Ma's so smart, the only place that'll hire Stephen Hawking is Speak'n'Spell.

Yo Yo Ma's dick is so big, he fucked Liberty Mutual. (that one's for Mr. Lyle Bell)

too bad escher didn't invent the moebius strip. Escher invented optical illusions. The moebius strip is not an optical illusion, but rather a spatial fact.

Granted, Escher DID DRAW moebius strips sometimes. If I remember correctly, with ants crawling around it to illustrate the fucked-up-ness of it. But Escher shouldn't get credit for it... he just stole the idea.

Shit, this stuff is good. Some of the best:

Pi equals
Su Doku
Schrödinger
Hobby
Curse Levels

Pete, I don't know if you've done graph theory, but I hope so, because this one is a gooder: Pillow Talk

sweet. much better.
Now for some Yo-Yo Ma jokes:

Yo Yo Ma gets so much pussy Condoleezza Rice is now on Hef's speed dial.

Yo-Yo Ma's so popular your new favourite band's Clap Your Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma
(alt. read "Clap Yo-Yo Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma")

Yo-Yo Ma's so smart that on this season of the Apprentice, Donald Trump gave Yo-Yo Ma his job.
(needs work)

Yo-Yo Ma's so rich he named an island Yo-Yo Maui

Yo-Yo Ma gets so much pussy his new daughters are named Jen and Angelina

Yo-Yo Ma's so phat your Millwoods Friend's cousin wears a Yo-Yo Ma Farm hoodie

but my fave is:
Yo-Yo Ma's so fresh your sister's wearing Yo-Yo Ma with wings.

someone help me out with a Yo-Yo Ma's so smart, with Stephen Hawking thrown in there

Burn:

Ask and ye shall receive.*

(*Offer not good on all requests. Most requests, actually.)

Paras. i like the calender on the side, i think that's helpful.
but i kinda liked how you could check the weather on the old page, especially since it seemed to be more accurate than my Widget.

Hey Ed I signed up for Ultimate, when can I give you my cheque?

I can only think of that Uli guy you stayed with in Germany. Or possibly someone you meet while you were over there last summer.