too bad escher didn't invent the moebius strip. Escher invented optical illusions. The moebius strip is not an optical illusion, but rather a spatial fact.

Granted, Escher DID DRAW moebius strips sometimes. If I remember correctly, with ants crawling around it to illustrate the fucked-up-ness of it. But Escher shouldn't get credit for it... he just stole the idea.

Shit, this stuff is good. Some of the best:

Pi equals
Su Doku
Schrödinger
Hobby
Curse Levels

Pete, I don't know if you've done graph theory, but I hope so, because this one is a gooder: Pillow Talk

sweet. much better.
Now for some Yo-Yo Ma jokes:

Yo Yo Ma gets so much pussy Condoleezza Rice is now on Hef's speed dial.

Yo-Yo Ma's so popular your new favourite band's Clap Your Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma
(alt. read "Clap Yo-Yo Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma")

Yo-Yo Ma's so smart that on this season of the Apprentice, Donald Trump gave Yo-Yo Ma his job.
(needs work)

Yo-Yo Ma's so rich he named an island Yo-Yo Maui

Yo-Yo Ma gets so much pussy his new daughters are named Jen and Angelina

Yo-Yo Ma's so phat your Millwoods Friend's cousin wears a Yo-Yo Ma Farm hoodie

but my fave is:
Yo-Yo Ma's so fresh your sister's wearing Yo-Yo Ma with wings.

someone help me out with a Yo-Yo Ma's so smart, with Stephen Hawking thrown in there

Burn:

Ask and ye shall receive.*

(*Offer not good on all requests. Most requests, actually.)

Paras. i like the calender on the side, i think that's helpful.
but i kinda liked how you could check the weather on the old page, especially since it seemed to be more accurate than my Widget.

Hey Ed I signed up for Ultimate, when can I give you my cheque?

I can only think of that Uli guy you stayed with in Germany. Or possibly someone you meet while you were over there last summer.