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I only hope I can point to this later as hubris, or something.
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April 19, 2006 -- 12:43 PM
posted by Al
I would like to go see that movie, but unfortunately I work on Friday.
April 19, 2006 -- 11:23 AM
posted by edo
I love how photographers seem to always be able to catch politicians at awkward moments:
From here.
April 19, 2006 -- 10:01 AM
posted by Tonestar Runner
Ok folks, I have a movie pass for myself and someone else to see an advance screening of Silent Hill at Silver City this Thursday. So, who wants to go?
April 19, 2006 -- 1:42 AM
posted by nobody knows yo mama's face (except Yo Yo Ma)
Yo Yo Ma's such a talented musician, when he plays yo mama behind yo daddy's back it sounds good.
Yo Yo Ma's so fast, yo daddy can't catch him.
Yo Yo Ma's such a household name, you got his instead of yo mama's husband's.
Yo Yo Ma's so smart, the only place that'll hire Stephen Hawking is Speak'n'Spell.
Yo Yo Ma's dick is so big, he fucked Liberty Mutual. (that one's for Mr. Lyle Bell)
April 19, 2006 -- 1:08 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
too bad escher didn't invent the moebius strip. Escher invented optical illusions. The moebius strip is not an optical illusion, but rather a spatial fact.
Granted, Escher DID DRAW moebius strips sometimes. If I remember correctly, with ants crawling around it to illustrate the fucked-up-ness of it. But Escher shouldn't get credit for it... he just stole the idea.
April 18, 2006 -- 11:23 PM
posted by Par
Shit, this stuff is good. Some of the best:
Pi equals
Su Doku
Schrödinger
Hobby
Curse Levels
Pete, I don't know if you've done graph theory, but I hope so, because this one is a gooder: Pillow Talk
April 18, 2006 -- 10:50 PM
posted by Par
April 18, 2006 -- 7:17 PM
posted by eric
sweet. much better.
Now for some Yo-Yo Ma jokes:
Yo Yo Ma gets so much pussy Condoleezza Rice is now on Hef's speed dial.
Yo-Yo Ma's so popular your new favourite band's Clap Your Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma
(alt. read "Clap Yo-Yo Hands and Say Yo-Yo Ma")
Yo-Yo Ma's so smart that on this season of the Apprentice, Donald Trump gave Yo-Yo Ma his job.
(needs work)
Yo-Yo Ma's so rich he named an island Yo-Yo Maui
Yo-Yo Ma gets so much pussy his new daughters are named Jen and Angelina
Yo-Yo Ma's so phat your Millwoods Friend's cousin wears a Yo-Yo Ma Farm hoodie
but my fave is:
Yo-Yo Ma's so fresh your sister's wearing Yo-Yo Ma with wings.
someone help me out with a Yo-Yo Ma's so smart, with Stephen Hawking thrown in there
April 18, 2006 -- 5:20 PM
posted by Par
Burn:
I only hope I can point to this later as hubris, or something.
April 18, 2006 -- 4:18 PM
posted by Par
Ask and ye shall receive.*
(*Offer not good on all requests. Most requests, actually.)
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