Pam - which puppy? Poor girl.

Par - We could just promise to have him back and then forget. But then we'd probably
never ever see him again. Worked on my dad though. Maybe we should start acting all
surprised and shocked whenever his parents mention a curfew. Or we could just ask. None
of these are good ideas, sorry.

Ah... that Gematriculator never lets me down...

This is mildy entertaining...

Trojan commercial #1

Trojan commercial #2

Trojan commercial #3

Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

As for eye two: Go cyclops instead!

A site worth keeping your eye one: Dell Finacial Services

Ah, stats lab... so many M & M's . . .

So apparently astronomers have discovered the biggest and brightest star ever... well... discovered. It's called < drumroll > LBV 1806-20. Okay, not a real name, but you'd be amazed what you learn about naming universiality when you Google the name (hence, the link.) There are Russian, German, and more articles. Anyway, here's a picture of the beast, which is far less disturbing than my previous JR post (who was suspended for one game, by the by):



Also, for anyone frustrated by computers recently (Beck, Pete, Zeeth...), BBSpot presents the Top 11 Startup Messages You Don't Want to See:


11. The Department of Homeland Security thanks you for letting us watch you use this computer. ( maybe I should stop making fun of them, I get this message all the time . . . )
10. Deleting all illegal files... 1% done
9. Welcome to Gator OS ( for all you Kazaa-philes)
8. ootsystem32 toskernel.exe is missing or corrupted. Please install this file and try again. ( hmm... I'm pretty sure I used to have an operating system)
7. **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
6. English language module not found. Switching to Klingon
5. Welcome to Mac OS ( I know this is Ed's favorite system)
4. This machine has been assimilated. Thanks for joining the Borg
3. Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh, no! I've been shot!
2. beeeeeep-beeeeeep-beeeeeep
1. Welcome back, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game? ( I still have to watch this movie)



Well, there's your useless update of the day, kids. And remember, Percy, talk to your folks, or there'll be trouble . . .

Yay! because everyone else is saying Yay! Yay! I should be home...

Yay!
Today I got anally raped by Dell, Microsoft, Symantec, and the University of Alberta when the computer crashed and I lost my whole stats lab.
That's not what the "Yay!" is for.
The "Yay!" is for me now owning a completely legitimate illegally cracked copy of minitab
Yay!