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January 15, 2004 -- 10:58 PM
posted by Par

    Ah... that Gematriculator never lets me down...

January 15, 2004 -- 7:12 PM
posted by Beck

January 15, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edo

Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

January 15, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by ed-oh

As for eye two: Go cyclops instead!

January 15, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by ed0

A site worth keeping your eye one: Dell Finacial Services

January 15, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by edo

Beware, I live!

January 14, 2004 -- 5:23 PM
posted by Par

    Ah, stats lab... so many M & M's . . .

    So apparently astronomers have discovered the biggest and brightest star ever... well... discovered. It's called < drumroll > LBV 1806-20. Okay, not a real name, but you'd be amazed what you learn about naming universiality when you Google the name (hence, the link.) There are Russian, German, and more articles. Anyway, here's a picture of the beast, which is far less disturbing than my previous JR post (who was suspended for one game, by the by):



    Also, for anyone frustrated by computers recently (Beck, Pete, Zeeth...), BBSpot presents the Top 11 Startup Messages You Don't Want to See:

      11. The Department of Homeland Security thanks you for letting us watch you use this computer. ( maybe I should stop making fun of them, I get this message all the time . . . )
      10. Deleting all illegal files... 1% done
      9. Welcome to Gator OS ( for all you Kazaa-philes)
      8. ootsystem32 toskernel.exe is missing or corrupted. Please install this file and try again. ( hmm... I'm pretty sure I used to have an operating system)
      7. **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****
      64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
      6. English language module not found. Switching to Klingon
      5. Welcome to Mac OS ( I know this is Ed's favorite system)
      4. This machine has been assimilated. Thanks for joining the Borg
      3. Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh, no! I've been shot!
      2. beeeeeep-beeeeeep-beeeeeep
      1. Welcome back, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game? ( I still have to watch this movie)


    Well, there's your useless update of the day, kids. And remember, Percy, talk to your folks, or there'll be trouble . . .

January 14, 2004 -- 5:09 PM
posted by Al

Yay! because everyone else is saying Yay! Yay! I should be home...

January 14, 2004 -- 4:48 PM
posted by Beck

    Yay!
    Today I got anally raped by Dell, Microsoft, Symantec, and the University of Alberta when the computer crashed and I lost my whole stats lab.
    That's not what the "Yay!" is for.
    The "Yay!" is for me now owning a completely legitimate illegally cracked copy of minitab
    Yay!

January 14, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Beck

    Yay, stats lab...
    And the TA even showed up this time!

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