Yay! because everyone else is saying Yay! Yay! I should be home...

Yay!
Today I got anally raped by Dell, Microsoft, Symantec, and the University of Alberta when the computer crashed and I lost my whole stats lab.
That's not what the "Yay!" is for.
The "Yay!" is for me now owning a completely legitimate illegally cracked copy of minitab
Yay!

Yay, stats lab...
And the TA even showed up this time!

in my defense, I detected some innuendo suggesting that sesame street accusation that had our favourite orange and yellow characters removed from the program entirely. so I though I'd act on it.

Anyway, I still can't believe I haven't seen most of y'all yet... and primarily that I haven't seen y'all on campus... mind you, I just don't have time to make it over to CAB either... grrr!

I need to enlist the help of people who know things about computers and WEBMAIL. I haven't been receiving the e-mails sent to me by a number of professors etc. and unless they've got my contact information wrong or their computers are goofy, I have no idea what I can do to fix things. Is there a way to block messages on WebMail? I haven't changed my settings, but I thought I'd check just in case. Please help!

um... I had something else to say... Guess who's taken up Knitting! haha!
okay this proves it, I'm a total geek.

oh oh! and the bar that was across the street from my house all summer long is in the Sunday Journal (just a picture, no story about my bar). Once I figure out how to create (even the most basic) web space, perhaps I'll post the image.

cheers!

Where is Percy?!!! Is he avoiding us so he doesn't have to get the consequences...err... celebration of his birthday? Percy if you are reading this then you know we'll never forget we didn't celebrate your birthday. So you can run and hide but we'll eventually find you!

I wonder if Jack has ever noticed that the shit always hits the fan hardest on the hour every hour...

I know.

You can sure tell when school starts again- the board just isn't the same - people don't post as much. Or maybe nobody has anything to say- Who knows!

PERCY!!! Don't let these fuckers fool you!!!
Birthday-time is beat-time. Don't let them fuck you up!!!
All they ever wanted to do was SET YOU UP THE BOMB!!!

HIDE, PERCY... HIDE!!! It's your only chance of survival!!!
Happy fuckin birthday my asshole... you got bigger things
to worry about- namely your dignity! Deal with these
bastards and their ill-concieved intentions first,
and THEN we'll talk celebration. We will celebrate when
everyone in the world is DEAD. Except you and me. And
maybe cute puppies.

And I promise I won't kill you. We'll stop at just the
two of us. I promise I won't kill you. But no funny
business from you. Or else I'll kill you. But other
than that I promise I won't kill you. I shit you not.
Scout's honour!!! I won't kill you. Maybe.

IT'LL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! Unless you
try some of that funny-business shit on me. And then I'll
kung fu your ass all the way to the big porcelain shitter
in the sky.

BEST BIRTHDAY. EVER.

It is way to early in the semester to still be up doing homework. But I suppose
I did watch some tv today, so it's all good. :) And I rode my horses. Judi
(coach) is trying her very very best to get me to change my mind and keep Charlie.
No one cares about this. That's okay.

Does anyone know if there is ANY nutritional value in Jell-o? Because I've really
been eating just that and fruit for a good three days now and I don't feel
undernorished. (and crackers I guess). Umm.... I made Belle cupcakes for her
birthday.

And I am missing yet another show at Spruce Meadows. I am offically into my *third*
year of not making it to their shows. And what is the reason this time? Fernie.
That's right. Fucking Fernie. Good timing Leo.

~~~~~~~end of rant.