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January 13, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
- PERCY!!! Don't let these fuckers fool you!!!
Birthday-time is beat-time. Don't let them fuck you up!!!
All they ever wanted to do was SET YOU UP THE BOMB!!!
HIDE, PERCY... HIDE!!! It's your only chance of survival!!!
Happy fuckin birthday my asshole... you got bigger things
to worry about- namely your dignity! Deal with these
bastards and their ill-concieved intentions first,
and THEN we'll talk celebration. We will celebrate when
everyone in the world is DEAD. Except you and me. And
maybe cute puppies.
And I promise I won't kill you. We'll stop at just the
two of us. I promise I won't kill you. But no funny
business from you. Or else I'll kill you. But other
than that I promise I won't kill you. I shit you not.
Scout's honour!!! I won't kill you. Maybe.
IT'LL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! Unless you
try some of that funny-business shit on me. And then I'll
kung fu your ass all the way to the big porcelain shitter
in the sky.
BEST BIRTHDAY. EVER.
January 13, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Jess
- It is way to early in the semester to still be up doing homework. But I suppose
I did watch some tv today, so it's all good. :) And I rode my horses. Judi
(coach) is trying her very very best to get me to change my mind and keep Charlie.
No one cares about this. That's okay.
Does anyone know if there is ANY nutritional value in Jell-o? Because I've really
been eating just that and fruit for a good three days now and I don't feel
undernorished. (and crackers I guess). Umm.... I made Belle cupcakes for her
birthday.
And I am missing yet another show at Spruce Meadows. I am offically into my *third*
year of not making it to their shows. And what is the reason this time? Fernie.
That's right. Fucking Fernie. Good timing Leo.
~~~~~~~end of rant.
January 12, 2004 -- 11:25 PM
posted by Par
- Jack'll get it sooner or later. He's still not over the whole Kim-Chase deal...
In the meantime, how can you say no to a face like this? What is the NHL thinking??
Jeremy Roenick
January 12, 2004 -- 10:59 PM
posted by eric
- Damn-bit Per-Say, where were you today?!?!?! ARRGGHHH! you realize those paralyzers are just going to hit harder when you delay your birthday a day later!
h.b.P
January 12, 2004 -- 10:20 PM
posted by Leo
Nice Paras Nice... got lots of time to burn don't you? I wish I was as lucky....
January 12, 2004 -- 9:41 PM
posted by Par
- 1915 - United States House of Representatives rejects proposal to give women the right to vote. ( Boo, Percy, Boo.)
- 1954 - Howard Stern is born.( So Percy is 30 years behind the course to become a shock jock.)
- 1966 - Batman debuts on ABC.( So that's why Percy keeps saying ZIFF and BAM!)
- 1971 - All in the Family debuts on CBS.( Meatheads everywhere rejoice!)
- 1984 - A paper published in the New England Journal of Medicine describes a link between blood transfusions and transmission of AIDS.( And with another article, Percy is born!)
- 2001 - HAL is born ( Okay, so Kubrick says '92, and Clarke says '97, but the story is 2001: A Space Odyssey, cut me some slack)
Yes, Happy Birthday, Percy. Don't you be forgetting this Saturday. You have 5 days to prepare. Make the most of it (asking your folks in that time would be super.) Also, here's what happened on your birthday:
January 12, 2004 -- 8:47 PM
posted by Jess
ditto
January 12, 2004 -- 8:27 PM
posted by Beck & Co.
Happy B'day Percy
January 12, 2004 -- 7:38 PM
posted by Mary
yah, Percy, Happy Birthday!!!
January 12, 2004 -- 12:07 AM
posted by Bert
Happy birthday Percy!!! No we have not forgotten it is your birthday... so prepare for the party to end all parties a.k.a Us getting you drunk or making you stay out past 11:00!
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