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January 12, 2004 -- 10:59 PM
posted by eric

    Damn-bit Per-Say, where were you today?!?!?! ARRGGHHH! you realize those paralyzers are just going to hit harder when you delay your birthday a day later!

    h.b.P

January 12, 2004 -- 10:20 PM
posted by Leo

Nice Paras Nice... got lots of time to burn don't you? I wish I was as lucky....

January 12, 2004 -- 9:41 PM
posted by Par


    Yes, Happy Birthday, Percy. Don't you be forgetting this Saturday. You have 5 days to prepare. Make the most of it (asking your folks in that time would be super.) Also, here's what happened on your birthday:


    • 1915 - United States House of Representatives rejects proposal to give women the right to vote. ( Boo, Percy, Boo.)

    • 1954 - Howard Stern is born.( So Percy is 30 years behind the course to become a shock jock.)

    • 1966 - Batman debuts on ABC.( So that's why Percy keeps saying ZIFF and BAM!)

    • 1971 - All in the Family debuts on CBS.( Meatheads everywhere rejoice!)

    • 1984 - A paper published in the New England Journal of Medicine describes a link between blood transfusions and transmission of AIDS.( And with another article, Percy is born!)

    • 2001 - HAL is born ( Okay, so Kubrick says '92, and Clarke says '97, but the story is 2001: A Space Odyssey, cut me some slack)

January 12, 2004 -- 8:47 PM
posted by Jess

ditto

January 12, 2004 -- 8:27 PM
posted by Beck & Co.

Happy B'day Percy

January 12, 2004 -- 7:38 PM
posted by Mary

yah, Percy, Happy Birthday!!!

January 12, 2004 -- 12:07 AM
posted by Bert

Happy birthday Percy!!! No we have not forgotten it is your birthday... so prepare for the party to end all parties a.k.a Us getting you drunk or making you stay out past 11:00!

January 11, 2004 -- 11:32 PM
posted by Pam

Congrats on adding another candle to the cake Percy

January 11, 2004 -- 11:24 AM
posted by Pam

So where did alison come up with the gay bert and ernie rant- no one had claimed that- yet she seemed to be fighting a point! Alison- I'm confused

January 10, 2004 -- 11:32 PM
posted by Par

    Ah, it's a good thing:


      Dear Friends:

      As we head into the new year and my trial begins, I am hopeful and optimistic that I will be exonerated and able once again to devote my full attention to developing and promoting the creative homekeeping ideas that so many loyal customers and supporters have come to rely on for inspiration in their own kitchens, gardens and craft rooms.

      . . .

      Sincerely,



      Martha Stewart

      This is a personal statement from Martha Stewart. It is not issued by or on behalf of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc.



    Damnit!! Omnimedia is already used in an egomaniacal name! Now what am I supposed to call Paras Mehta World Takeover Omnimedia, Inc.?!?!



    Also, for those of you who care, the new season of Red vs Blue has begun. If you weren't around when I first posted about this, it's a comedic animated series for which all the animation is done using gameplay in Halo. It's quite interesting to see video game puppetry, and the story is pretty funny, too. Lemme know if you want to watch the first season, I've already burned it to a CD.

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