hmm...what's that musky stench?

so yeah, a lot of you guys have been asking me whether or not we should extend this downloading ring to other series' (or seri) and i figure, the most diplomatic thing to do would be to leave this decision to a vote. early nominations have gone towards the Ninja Turtles- but that's simply a suggestions. i would probably cast my nomination for Curb Your Enthusiasm- but i really don't mind either way. if Newsradio or Night Court should ever surface i'd be much more interested in that.
tentitively i just really want to get my hands on Beck's Family Guy, and Pete's Futurama

so yeah, let the insanity..um...continue.

I think Objective: Christian Ministries might be a hoax. - (Especially after you check out their store - Matrimony thongs?)

Though, I still think it's weird that a "hoax" can so closely resemble the truth. I mean, like Petro said, [women] were designed only to fuck me, make babies and get the god-damned groceries. - That, and I just HATE those fucking elitist Triclavianist assholes.

Still, if you want to laugh and be offended by some overzealous Christian doctrine, go to the all too serious Fred Phelps site - http://www.godhatesfags.com - I think this guy's even anti-chocolate! (And that's what sickens me most.)

Anyway, on a far happier note... I'm glad to see Gaut's rocking the intangible internet casbah now - yihoo! It's nice to have you around again buddeh. - And, thanks to the magic of the internet, we're all spared from that musky stench of yours. (And you're saved from having to look at my hideous, hideous face.) Viva la technologie!

paras, I feel very strongly about this issue. would you at all mind placing this image somewhere on your page, to show your support in what I'm sure is an issue of far greater importance than a new spell checker.

It's nice to know that they've dug up words like prurient just for the occasion of complaining about decency on the internet.

Well this is my last word on the objective ministries ilk. I think I may just waste my time if I continue to think about this stuff. Let me just leave it with this quote from the "Citizens United for a Decent Internet":


05/01/2002 - More Evidence Against Wal-Mart

Not only is Wal-Mart targeting our youth with prurient and outright pornographic "reading" material (Par: they are referring to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, by the way) , but they are also facilitating hackers by selling so-called "naked PCs" on their website. While this sounds like more computer pornography, naked PCs -- or computers of questionable legality sold without an installed and licensed operating system -- are actually more pernicious in that they are used by members of the Free Source cult to create hacking tools for disabling filtering software. Walmart.com even promotes the use of these hacking tools (popularly known as "Linix") in conjunction with the naked PCs they sell. Furthermore, when not being used for hacking, these naked PCs are used for running computer operating systems (such as the standard Microsoft Windows or alternate systems like Apple Macintosh) without paying for the proper licenses -- in other words, theft. Does this sound like a wholesome business to you?


Apart from the fact that this website is apparently morally wrong because a non-christian is using the Internet, created by the United States which was created as a Christian nation, apparently now I am in the wrong for using "Linix" (not only wrong, but in a cult as well). I wonder how many different ways I can go to hell for doing nothing traditionally considered morally wrong (like those obscure sins of "theft" and "killing" and "telemarketing")?

Since you guys loved the science fair so much... why not take a look at something else from the Objective site. Make sure to follow the links:Shutdown

Mrs. Anna Reed sure wasn't thinking when she said rocks can't evolve. I figure rocks are like identical twins. When they're first born they are one, but "something" causes them to separate into two or more beings. Just like rocks, first they're one, then after erosion (ie. "something") causes it to spilt into two or more smaller rocks! Boy did I "rock" her on that one.
That's
JEremy: 1
little 8th grader: 0

An Iowa pair converts their truck, newly christened "The Crisco Kid," to run on fast food grease. The only question, how am I going to get a heart attack now? (Although, by the look of their hair, they're taking a bit of the grease for personal grooming)

Oh yeah, and Pete, if you want to spell check, feel free to write the code to do it. I certainly am sick of coding for the time being.

Finally, for the Creation fair. Two things. I love the description of the Texas State Homeschool Project Fair:
"Combining both Creation science and Biblical history."

Also, this science fair is from the same people who rail against triclavianism. They believe that people who say that Jesus was crucified with three nails, and only three nails, are heretics. (These people changed web hosts because the previous ones weren't against triclavianism enough!!)

anyone else notice how horrible some of my spelling was in that last message? man, maybe I need to go back to middle school...

or could we get a spell checker on this page?