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October 02, 2003 -- 7:35 PM
posted by anonymous

    anyone else notice how horrible some of my spelling was in that last message? man, maybe I need to go back to middle school...

    or could we get a spell checker on this page?

October 02, 2003 -- 7:34 PM
posted by ambigious p

    well thank jeaus fuck crist himself that 2nd Place went to "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" in the middle school category. Now if only they would be kind enough to explain it to all those fucking women that wont fuck me that they were designed only to fuck me, make babies and get the god-damned groceries.

    it could it be that the average height for women is slightly lower than the average height for men, thus lowering the center of gravity.

    naw, and now just for more fun: god-fuck jeasus ass cunt poop.

October 02, 2003 -- 3:01 PM
posted by edo

This is pretty damn funny... Creation Science Fair

October 02, 2003 -- 12:24 PM
posted by Billy "Boom-Boom" Bo

    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka.
    REady every one say this with me now...
    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
    Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka...
    Man I'm bored.

October 02, 2003 -- 11:31 AM
posted by edo

October 02, 2003 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edo

    Yo yo. In the endless quest to find some decent web-hosting I have a question. Is anyone looking for web-space? My problem is Im looking for a site that offers crontab (as opposed to just running my own server that makes crontab calls to another server, or just running my own server). But you can't get crontab for small cheap sites. So, I have to go up to a bigger package to get it done.So...
    Is anyone looking for a decent site with good band-width? Here is what I was looking at:


    Virtual Server Or...
    Shared Server (That I would just run crontab on another server for)

    So, if interested, email me at ehill@ualberta.ca (not the above email)

October 02, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by ambigious p

so I was thinking, maybe I should just drink keith under the table this weekend. or maybe just drink on the weekend. or kick keith under the table. I'm not really sure, as long as it's a party though, it'll be all good.

October 01, 2003 -- 11:47 PM
posted by ambigious p

alrighty, I've begun writing the code as we speak. I mean how hard could it be anyways? I'm sure I can get it done by oh, say... 2009. or i'll rip off hotmail's code, which ever.

October 01, 2003 -- 4:03 PM
posted by Par

Yes, the messages have disappeared once again. Check the archives, if you want more of that Simpsons action.

October 01, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by ambigious p

well, I've just finished burning seasons 8 and 12, will bring them to school for all to enjoy.

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