Mrs. Anna Reed sure wasn't thinking when she said rocks can't evolve. I figure rocks are like identical twins. When they're first born they are one, but "something" causes them to separate into two or more beings. Just like rocks, first they're one, then after erosion (ie. "something") causes it to spilt into two or more smaller rocks! Boy did I "rock" her on that one.
That's
JEremy: 1
little 8th grader: 0

An Iowa pair converts their truck, newly christened "The Crisco Kid," to run on fast food grease. The only question, how am I going to get a heart attack now? (Although, by the look of their hair, they're taking a bit of the grease for personal grooming)

Oh yeah, and Pete, if you want to spell check, feel free to write the code to do it. I certainly am sick of coding for the time being.

Finally, for the Creation fair. Two things. I love the description of the Texas State Homeschool Project Fair:
"Combining both Creation science and Biblical history."

Also, this science fair is from the same people who rail against triclavianism. They believe that people who say that Jesus was crucified with three nails, and only three nails, are heretics. (These people changed web hosts because the previous ones weren't against triclavianism enough!!)

anyone else notice how horrible some of my spelling was in that last message? man, maybe I need to go back to middle school...

or could we get a spell checker on this page?

well thank jeaus fuck crist himself that 2nd Place went to "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" in the middle school category. Now if only they would be kind enough to explain it to all those fucking women that wont fuck me that they were designed only to fuck me, make babies and get the god-damned groceries.

it could it be that the average height for women is slightly lower than the average height for men, thus lowering the center of gravity.

naw, and now just for more fun: god-fuck jeasus ass cunt poop.

This is pretty damn funny... Creation Science Fair

Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka.
REady every one say this with me now...
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka...
Man I'm bored.

knock down the physics building?

Yo yo. In the endless quest to find some decent web-hosting I have a question. Is anyone looking for web-space? My problem is Im looking for a site that offers crontab (as opposed to just running my own server that makes crontab calls to another server, or just running my own server). But you can't get crontab for small cheap sites. So, I have to go up to a bigger package to get it done.So...
Is anyone looking for a decent site with good band-width? Here is what I was looking at:


Virtual Server Or...
Shared Server (That I would just run crontab on another server for)

So, if interested, email me at ehill@ualberta.ca (not the above email)

so I was thinking, maybe I should just drink keith under the table this weekend. or maybe just drink on the weekend. or kick keith under the table. I'm not really sure, as long as it's a party though, it'll be all good.

alrighty, I've begun writing the code as we speak. I mean how hard could it be anyways? I'm sure I can get it done by oh, say... 2009. or i'll rip off hotmail's code, which ever.