It's nice to know that they've dug up words like prurient just for the occasion of complaining about decency on the internet.

Well this is my last word on the objective ministries ilk. I think I may just waste my time if I continue to think about this stuff. Let me just leave it with this quote from the "Citizens United for a Decent Internet":


05/01/2002 - More Evidence Against Wal-Mart

Not only is Wal-Mart targeting our youth with prurient and outright pornographic "reading" material (Par: they are referring to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, by the way) , but they are also facilitating hackers by selling so-called "naked PCs" on their website. While this sounds like more computer pornography, naked PCs -- or computers of questionable legality sold without an installed and licensed operating system -- are actually more pernicious in that they are used by members of the Free Source cult to create hacking tools for disabling filtering software. Walmart.com even promotes the use of these hacking tools (popularly known as "Linix") in conjunction with the naked PCs they sell. Furthermore, when not being used for hacking, these naked PCs are used for running computer operating systems (such as the standard Microsoft Windows or alternate systems like Apple Macintosh) without paying for the proper licenses -- in other words, theft. Does this sound like a wholesome business to you?


Apart from the fact that this website is apparently morally wrong because a non-christian is using the Internet, created by the United States which was created as a Christian nation, apparently now I am in the wrong for using "Linix" (not only wrong, but in a cult as well). I wonder how many different ways I can go to hell for doing nothing traditionally considered morally wrong (like those obscure sins of "theft" and "killing" and "telemarketing")?

Since you guys loved the science fair so much... why not take a look at something else from the Objective site. Make sure to follow the links:Shutdown

Mrs. Anna Reed sure wasn't thinking when she said rocks can't evolve. I figure rocks are like identical twins. When they're first born they are one, but "something" causes them to separate into two or more beings. Just like rocks, first they're one, then after erosion (ie. "something") causes it to spilt into two or more smaller rocks! Boy did I "rock" her on that one.
That's
JEremy: 1
little 8th grader: 0

An Iowa pair converts their truck, newly christened "The Crisco Kid," to run on fast food grease. The only question, how am I going to get a heart attack now? (Although, by the look of their hair, they're taking a bit of the grease for personal grooming)

Oh yeah, and Pete, if you want to spell check, feel free to write the code to do it. I certainly am sick of coding for the time being.

Finally, for the Creation fair. Two things. I love the description of the Texas State Homeschool Project Fair:
"Combining both Creation science and Biblical history."

Also, this science fair is from the same people who rail against triclavianism. They believe that people who say that Jesus was crucified with three nails, and only three nails, are heretics. (These people changed web hosts because the previous ones weren't against triclavianism enough!!)

anyone else notice how horrible some of my spelling was in that last message? man, maybe I need to go back to middle school...

or could we get a spell checker on this page?

well thank jeaus fuck crist himself that 2nd Place went to "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" in the middle school category. Now if only they would be kind enough to explain it to all those fucking women that wont fuck me that they were designed only to fuck me, make babies and get the god-damned groceries.

it could it be that the average height for women is slightly lower than the average height for men, thus lowering the center of gravity.

naw, and now just for more fun: god-fuck jeasus ass cunt poop.

This is pretty damn funny... Creation Science Fair

Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka.
REady every one say this with me now...
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka
Boom-shack-a-lacka-Boom-Boom-shack-a-lacka...
Man I'm bored.

knock down the physics building?