Hey!!! So... I got the "write messages" e-mail.... and thought I'd waste some precious time writing a message. Less than a week until I return to e-town. aaaaaaaa! I don't want to go back. No offense to y'all, but I wanna stay here and hang out with these lovely people for much longer (not that they're staying here... but you know) oh... I danced with Trevor! woo hooo! fun stuff. I'm having so much fun here :)

okay, just so you know, I'm probably leaving this wonderful place on the 29th (if they can pry my fingers off the door jamb) and most likely arriving at my parents' house sometime later that day (like 15 hours later) or on the 30th.

well, ciao! and see y'all later (I do actually say "y'all" now... but they'll never convert me to "zee", I'll always say "zed"

luv - alison

Warning! The 'Broccoli' has reached 'fruition'! w00t! w00t!

What are you talking about? Im MAD!!!

But dont let the picture fool you... I actually do have 2 monitors.

I'm posting for the sake of posting. Now everyone is happy!

hey guys...well...in response to Paras's e-mail i'm posting something on the site. so yah, there, Paras you should be happy!

Well Happy Birthday to Eric, Simon and Adeel! I'm back... Yeah thats all i can say for now... talk to you guys later

(if we don't use this e-mail thing, it may just die out and then where'd we be?)

Hey, "zee" (geez, everyone knows it's pronounced "zeD"), I've had just about enough of your berating of the person who set up this message board. He (presumably) worked hard for at least 5 or 10 minutes before he came up with this delightful grey background and intriguing title. Just because you fear his brilliance, doesn't mean you have to insult him by using words like "smartr".

But I don't care. You know why? I found out your little secret. That's right, I looked up "zee" on googlism and I think everyone would be interested to here this little tidbit of information:

"zee is working in association with utv for the serial"

(I'm not entirely sure what it means, but I think it has something to do with his plans to turn the world into his personal <insert ominous sounding plan here>. In any case, we're onto him now. It will only be a matter of time before Operation "Infinitely Enduring Justice, Broccoli, and Freedom" reaches fruition and nabs this "zee" character)

You can run, zee, but you can't hide.

hey, I just read your message posted before mine about the resume link thingy. I thought it important to let you know that I learned the word 'defenestrate' just the other day. It means to throw something out of a window. It was on msn.com. The internet makes me smartr.

This time I'm really gone, forever. I'm leaving.

I'm gone.

Gone.

(forever)

e-mails are for chumps

WHAT THE BROTHERPHUK!?!! (that's vietnamese for "brother-@#$#er".) I grace you with my presence and all I get is you stealing my weebl and bob links!?!! That's it, I'm outta here.

Oh yeah, and before I go; you know how at the very bottom of this page it says "Special thanks go to George Carmichael, University of Alberta, without whose gracious permission to use cgi on this server and provision of this script, this board would not be possible."? Yeah, well... I know that George Carmichael guy. So I'm way cooler than you guys, and I friggin own this board. Ya hear me!?!! I OWN YOU!!!

dicktards.

A little late in the summer for it, but here's a funny, if not helpful, guide to writing a resume from the non-expert:

The Non-Expert: Defenestrate Your Résumé!

Also, I'd like to wish Happy Birthdays to all who have had birthdays in the past week and decided that, in spite of the coincidence, not to make it a huge celebration like last months coincidental party/ies. . .

Where was I? Oh yeah, Happy Birthday to Al, Teka, Simon and Adeel (the latter two probably will never read this, but whatever).