hey, I just read your message posted before mine about the resume link thingy. I thought it important to let you know that I learned the word 'defenestrate' just the other day. It means to throw something out of a window. It was on msn.com. The internet makes me smartr.

This time I'm really gone, forever. I'm leaving.

I'm gone.

Gone.

(forever)

e-mails are for chumps

WHAT THE BROTHERPHUK!?!! (that's vietnamese for "brother-@#$#er".) I grace you with my presence and all I get is you stealing my weebl and bob links!?!! That's it, I'm outta here.

Oh yeah, and before I go; you know how at the very bottom of this page it says "Special thanks go to George Carmichael, University of Alberta, without whose gracious permission to use cgi on this server and provision of this script, this board would not be possible."? Yeah, well... I know that George Carmichael guy. So I'm way cooler than you guys, and I friggin own this board. Ya hear me!?!! I OWN YOU!!!

dicktards.

A little late in the summer for it, but here's a funny, if not helpful, guide to writing a resume from the non-expert:

The Non-Expert: Defenestrate Your Résumé!

Also, I'd like to wish Happy Birthdays to all who have had birthdays in the past week and decided that, in spite of the coincidence, not to make it a huge celebration like last months coincidental party/ies. . .

Where was I? Oh yeah, Happy Birthday to Al, Teka, Simon and Adeel (the latter two probably will never read this, but whatever).

hey eric, sorry i didn't make it down to whyte, I kinda ended up crashing here, then got bogged down by and hour of orientation email, then crashed somemore... so yeah happy bday again.

A professor at the University of Toronto conceived an interesting experiment. Using the fact that cellophane (e.g. saran wrap) is a good polarizer of white light and that the LCD display of a laptop is polarized light as a consequence of how it is constructed, Professor Keigo lizuka demonstrated that a clever setup involving a laptop computer and saran wrap can be used to create a Three dimensional display. If I had some cellophane at work, along with the right image to display on the screen, I would give this a try. I may have to try this at home though.

edo

HAPPY FREEEAKIN' BIRTHDAY AL!!!


cheers mate.

anormalities

Ever wanted to push someone down the stairs and see how much they get hurt? Or slam a truck into a wall to see how much the occupants are injured? Well, you sadistic bastard, here you go:


Stair Dismount
and

Truck Dismount

sorry for the triple post, my email's

emng@ualberta.ca

*yoink

You are all cordially invited to my quaint and low-pro 21st birthday (super-awesome) Dinnerama . it will take place at Tropika, the Malaysian restraunt on Calgary Trail, at 7:00 this coming Thursdsay evening. please RSVP so that i will know whether or not i should correct the number of seats i've already reserved. queries, and comments should be directed to my email or cell (970-3728).

ps: for the love of God, please don't get me anything- i'm too old for that kind of thing, and it's about 85% against my religion anyways. besides, a much more appreciated gift would be that you show up for the Dodgeball (yuh huh!) party i plan on throwing in the near future. i'll keep you posted.