anormalities

Ever wanted to push someone down the stairs and see how much they get hurt? Or slam a truck into a wall to see how much the occupants are injured? Well, you sadistic bastard, here you go:


Stair Dismount
and

Truck Dismount

sorry for the triple post, my email's

emng@ualberta.ca

*yoink

You are all cordially invited to my quaint and low-pro 21st birthday (super-awesome) Dinnerama . it will take place at Tropika, the Malaysian restraunt on Calgary Trail, at 7:00 this coming Thursdsay evening. please RSVP so that i will know whether or not i should correct the number of seats i've already reserved. queries, and comments should be directed to my email or cell (970-3728).

ps: for the love of God, please don't get me anything- i'm too old for that kind of thing, and it's about 85% against my religion anyways. besides, a much more appreciated gift would be that you show up for the Dodgeball (yuh huh!) party i plan on throwing in the near future. i'll keep you posted.

who's this email everyone's talking about? why's he so popular all of a sudden?

Hey Percy, there's a direct way that you can get in touch with Eric electronically. They've set up this brand new thing called electronic mail (e-mail). You don't have to post your messages where everyone can read them now. You can send it straight to Eric.

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Okay, I've been enough of a dick. Here's something you folks may enjoy, though. In my continuing effort to catalog everything humorous that's remotely worthwhile to look at, listen to, or watch, I bring you:



Red vs. Blue


Essentially, these guys have used Halo to make a bunch of movies. Apart from the fact that they've gone to the effort of using a video game for characters and cinematography, the dialogue isn't half bad either. The download may take a while to start up (be patient), but it's worth it.

I'll also be gone for vacation and I was hoping to hang on to the cds for trip music

Hey Eric, I was wondering if I could hang on to those cds for like 10 more days?

Going on vacation so I won't be seeing you guys for a week. I got a 6 on that course I took for four evil months Yeah! Well see you guys later.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am the ghost of rossland past come here to change your futures... MAn that was funny, see what I'm reduced to out here.
ANyways... uhh... screw you Paras.

Having problems with violation of copyright law? (RIAA listen up) All you need is creative edutainment to get the message across:

Don't Copy That Floppy

As Tony pointed out to me, every cultural diet needs its recommended daily intake of cheese. Here's today's generous helping, brought back from the days of Oregon Trail and floppy disks.