My brain must be slow this morning or my work brain is taking over my cognitive functions but Percy actually watched American Pie?! What the hell...

Superstud not weird whatever I spelled.

Sorry for misreading Tay, I thought girlfirends as in girl who is her friend. I thought she was straight or at least bi. Well next time superestud, next time.

Riverbend-ites: if you have cats, dogs or small children I would seriously consider keeping them indoors. As I was driving home from my parents house there was a big coyote crossing the road. I drove up to him and rolled down my window to get a good look and make sure my eyes weren't tricking me... and sure enough, it's a BIG MOTHER of a coyote. I've seen wild dogs before, but this bastard is the biggest one I've ever seen. And to make matters worse instead of running away from my van he sauntered up close to get a good look at me... which is kind of frightening (well, it scared the shit out of me anyway). But yeah, in the past when I lived there I saw a few small coyotes that ran away whenever they saw me... but this guy is BIG and NOT AFRAID. And he looks rather well fed. I'm not saying be afraid, but uh... definitely be careful. After seeing that guy I guarantee you there are a few missing cats in that hood and I know where they went. If I had small children, I'd be especially concerned. So HEADS UP on that one. I would definitely pass the news around if you know anyone who should be concerned.

To be specific I saw him in the clearing of grass and thicket of trees that's sort of close to tom's crescent, but closer to the River Mart/United Church. You know where those white condos with the gates are? Right accross the street from those. I think he lives in there (and quite comfortably by the looks of it).

I wouldn't doubt if it's the same coyote that I sometimes used to scare when I ran to catch the bus for university a few years ago (he liked to sleep on people's lawns and I would scare him and he'd run down the street when he heard my running footsteps coming). However, while I was not scared of him then, he is considerably larger now.

Yeah, naw... they're pretty much strict lesbians. Lesbians, much like vegetarians, tend to stay away from the sausage.

But they're sure a lot of fun when they want to be.

What Al said! Go pull a Stiffler by checking to make sure those two are really lesbians...you dork!

Drunk you only wins if you do something about it. If you don't and they end up dating someone else then I really don't see a point. You do create alot of opportunities(sp?) for yourself unfortunately you have little follow through. You have to create your own chances (which seems you can do really well) now follow through. You always bitch about being single so now here is your chance, don't wait for her, go ask her out.

I don't know though maybe you just want to wander around having fun with random people with no strings attached. I suppose when you really want to start settling down you will.

-Sorry about the car Eric, I hate Edmonton roads too. Just got into a very, very slow speed collison with a snow bank. If I was driving the Daytona there would be no problem. Unfortunately the plastic bumper on the blue bomber can't take collisions worth crap. Slight damage, not enough to say replace it but noticeable enough to annoy me. Well that's one of the pratfalls of owning a car (good thing my car is used, if it was new I would be having a heart attack right now. Not much I can do about it though.). Hopefully everything works out.

Sometimes you get really drunk at a house party and give three rings to three girls without even having had the rings appraised (they may or may not have been valuable... how I obtained them is another story altogether). This seems like a good idea when you're drunk, but sober logic would state otherwise. Consider the following arguments:

Is anyone is interested in playing some ball hockey?

Come on out sunday at 1 pm at the same place we played new year's eve and bring a stick and other various hockey stuff,

I swear this wasn't our motivation.