> Life is like biryani. You move the good stuff towards you & you push the weird shit to the side.  

post a new message


lorem ipsum

July 03, 2025 -- 6:40 PM
posted by ( )

Add an image    

Add a link


go back to maingo to old version

January 28, 2007 -- 10:20 PM
posted by P

What Al said! Go pull a Stiffler by checking to make sure those two are really lesbians...you dork!

January 28, 2007 -- 3:19 PM
posted by Al

Drunk you only wins if you do something about it. If you don't and they end up dating someone else then I really don't see a point. You do create alot of opportunities(sp?) for yourself unfortunately you have little follow through. You have to create your own chances (which seems you can do really well) now follow through. You always bitch about being single so now here is your chance, don't wait for her, go ask her out.

I don't know though maybe you just want to wander around having fun with random people with no strings attached. I suppose when you really want to start settling down you will.

-Sorry about the car Eric, I hate Edmonton roads too. Just got into a very, very slow speed collison with a snow bank. If I was driving the Daytona there would be no problem. Unfortunately the plastic bumper on the blue bomber can't take collisions worth crap. Slight damage, not enough to say replace it but noticeable enough to annoy me. Well that's one of the pratfalls of owning a car (good thing my car is used, if it was new I would be having a heart attack right now. Not much I can do about it though.). Hopefully everything works out.

January 28, 2007 -- 2:55 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Sometimes you get really drunk at a house party and give three rings to three girls without even having had the rings appraised (they may or may not have been valuable... how I obtained them is another story altogether). This seems like a good idea when you're drunk, but sober logic would state otherwise. Consider the following arguments:

  • I'm broke and really could've used the money if those rings were worth anything.

  • One of the girls I gave a ring to is really hot but has a boyfriend she is totally in love with. This benefits me in no way whatsoever.

  • One of the girls I gave a ring to is a complete stranger who I will never meet again. Useless.

  • The last girl I gave a ring to is pretty good-looking, doesn't have a boyfriend, nor is she a stranger. This sounds like it might be promising until I remember she's a lesbian and I'm an idiot.


    But then there's other times you go to the gay bar and meet your aforementioned lesbian friend who introduces you to her new FUCKING HOT GIRLFRIEND as "her husband" (since she has your ring) and then you spend a good 2 and a half hours on the dancefloor with the 2 of them grinding you hard on either side and pressing your face in their chests.

    The moral of this story is:

    DRUNK-ME WINS AGAIN!!!!


    • January 27, 2007 -- 7:07 PM
    posted by Jere

    Is anyone is interested in playing some ball hockey?

    Come on out sunday at 1 pm at the same place we played new year's eve and bring a stick and other various hockey stuff,

    January 27, 2007 -- 6:41 PM
    posted by Par

    I swear this wasn't our motivation.

    January 27, 2007 -- 4:24 PM
    posted by Al

    Well done guys! Hilarious!

    January 27, 2007 -- 3:41 PM
    posted by Par

    Andy's got a brand new camera, so we've gone and created something on GeekFest night. (I know, reality crumbles as we speak.)


    Quicktime:


    And a direct link to the quicktime


    YouTube:



    And direct link to YouTube


    EDIT: Hmm, it seems that I could watch it on YouTube when I logged in, but when I logged out, it says it's "processing". Mayhaps give it a little while with the YouTube. (Don't worry about the "no longer available". It should be up soon.)

    EDIT EDIT: Works now.

    January 27, 2007 -- 3:08 PM
    posted by P

    Sounds like you're having a rough time on the road, eric.

    How do you get your text to look wavey like that? Or is that just me?

    January 27, 2007 -- 12:32 AM
    posted by eric

    A NOTICE TO ALL THE FUCKTARDS OF EDMONTON

    STOP HITTING MY CAR
    FUCK

    January 26, 2007 -- 6:28 PM
    posted by Par

    I'm gonna blame that typo on a missed key, I think. As for Ottawa, I have yet to decide where I'm doing my electives, but doing one in Central or Eastern Canada is definitely on the list.

    You may have see this already


    The first part is in my "native language," and then the second part provides a translation, or at least an explanation. This is not a look-at-the-autie gawking freakshow as much as it is a statement about what gets considered thought, intelligence, personhood, language, and communication, and what does not.

    load more posts . . .