A NOTICE TO ALL THE FUCKTARDS OF EDMONTON

STOP HITTING MY CAR
FUCK

I'm gonna blame that typo on a missed key, I think. As for Ottawa, I have yet to decide where I'm doing my electives, but doing one in Central or Eastern Canada is definitely on the list.

You may have see this already

The first part is in my "native language," and then the second part provides a translation, or at least an explanation. This is not a look-at-the-autie gawking freakshow as much as it is a statement about what gets considered thought, intelligence, personhood, language, and communication, and what does not.

Holy craps people! The canal is frozen and now I can skate on the 2km stretch that's open this weekend. Now I can say that I've done everything in Ottawa. In other news, it's -28 degrees with windchill and if you're skating on it tonight, then you're totally dumb. As dumb as me walking to and from work instead of taking the bus. I think Para should go to Ottawa for a rotation here. Someone from Calgary came to do that.

Mobile phone use 'linked to tumour'

People that boast all the time are unsatisfied with their lives. If you are truly happy with your life you would be busy living it instead of busy boasting about it.

No I didn't think about this myself, it takes a far wiser person, namely my dad to come up with this.

Tupper's self-referential formula. Under the circumstances, "totally shocking" seems like an understatement.

Wait, why are the rest of us getting the "fuck y'all"? Because we.... plan to watch the movie in a theatre? Because you want some sort of a reaction?

And why is it important to point out you can watch a movie you downloaded whenever you want? Isn't that implied?

And why can't you tell us what you thought of it, if you can watch it whenever you want and it only took four hours to download?

So many questions. So few answers. So little patience for the empty boasting.

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