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November 21, 2006 -- 9:59 AM
posted by Par

While I'm on my Encyclopedia Brown kick,

The Onion

Idaville Detective 'Encyclopedia' Brown Found Dead In Library Dumpster

IDAVILLE, FL-In light of this gruesome murder, Idaville's arrest-to-conviction-due-to-obscure-trivia rate is expected to decline sharply.

November 21, 2006 -- 7:43 AM
posted by eric

i'm DJing this:


Hosted By: BDes and BFA graduating class
When: Thursday Nov 23, 2006
at 6:30 PM
Where: Fine Arts Building, University of Alberta Campus
112 st and 89 ave, 3rd floor
Edmonton,
CA
Description:
BDes and BFA graduating class

playing this (with Champion City Records' newest signee Desiderata)


CD release for Champion City's Hills like White Elephants
It's real classy like being at Alberta College, and also it's going to a good cause in the Youth Emergency Shelter. Do come if you can

November 20, 2006 -- 10:57 PM
posted by Par

November 20, 2006 -- 7:49 PM
posted by Par

Wikipedia Brown and the Case of the Captured Koala. Truthiness and childhood mysteries? You betcha.

November 20, 2006 -- 1:00 PM
posted by Al

Score one for the geekfesters! It's great you guys were able to snatch up one of those Wiis

November 20, 2006 -- 12:12 PM
posted by Par



Which reminds me, well told, Andy. I could feel the pain. Makes me wonder what would have happened had my dad gotten the tires done Saturday instead of Sunday. Perhaps an alarm clock could have been spared...

And I can't wait to get in on this action.

November 19, 2006 -- 9:40 PM
posted by Par

And, the empty frame where the picture of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named once hung. Since the picture was extracted and the frame rehung, the Oilers have gone undefeated.



The superstitious would argue that pointing out the fact and taking a picture of the empty frame might disrupt the mystical energies that have enabled it thus far. To them, I merely point out Henrik Zetterberg's shootout attempt of last night: he completely faked out Roloson and had but to ease the puck into the net to win the game, and yet he eased the puck right onto the post. Any karmic energy that can cause that kind of preposterously improbable event can stand up to my hubris.

(Besides, we've still got the Colbert bump on our side.)

November 19, 2006 -- 9:00 PM
posted by Par

Here you go, Andy: someone else to give the disappointed look to. Granted, most of it is documenting newspapers' lame wii-ness, but he does provide this line, which I could not possibly hope approach:

Oh, the humani'wii'. (Apologies...I'm so'wii'. (No, 'wii'lly. (I can't stop, send help! Hurr'wii'!)))

(Although, perhaps it should have been "'wii''wii'" instead of "'wii'lly". Quibbles, though.)

November 19, 2006 -- 7:17 PM
posted by Beck

Are you on now Al? I can meet you there if you let me know your character name.

I'm Becky... of course. I haven't found a way to see if someone is online if they're not in the clan, but in the chat window if you type:

/invite Becky

the invite screen will show up on my screen and we can party.

November 19, 2006 -- 6:51 PM
posted by Al

Let the grinding begin! It'll be a while before my character is of any use to you.

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