Stop fighting people! My pet monkey is getting scared! Domestic abuse affects everyone, even the children you don't think are watching!

Well clark, then you may go to hell. If you don't want us, why the hell do you bother. Go away and save us all the trouble.

(hold on a sec' while i turn on caps lock) *turns on CAPS LOCK YOU SUCKY BITCHES!!!*
OK, FOR SERIOUS! WHEN IS SOMEBODY GONNA POST SOMETHING ON THIS BOARD THAT DOESN'T UTTERLY SUCK BIG BRASS BALLS?!? I MEAN C'MON, IT'S STARTING TO WEAR REALLY FRIGGIN' THIN. 5 OUT OF 5 AWESOME PEOPLE AGREE THAT YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. IT'S TIME FOR YOU ASS MUNCHERS TO GET WITH IT. THOSE OF US NON-DULLARDS, (ALL FIVE OF US), ARE GETTING PRETTY BORED WITH THE SUCKY-LOSER-BITCH-FACING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON AS OF LATE.

Free P2P Streaming TV.

This is sweet, I just watched the hockey game over the internet. The quality is surprisingly good, and it's only about a minute behind the sportsnet broadcast!

Now I'm watching "Most Extreme Parasites" on Animal Planet.

ok, I just ate and it's not settling well. Enough about diarrhea!

But assploding! I kind of explained that. No need to explain the pet monkey.

Alison, if glare becomes a problem you might want to get a pair of glasses for that.

Actually, it's not too surprising that Buffalo crushes the Flyers, considering how thoroughly they manhandled Philly during the playoffs.

But have you tried night-vision goggles, Alison? Just sayin...

And, Al, I hate to burst your bubble, but you can't just mention your pet monkey that many times and then just downplay explaining it now.

On second thought the pet monkey thing is probally something you don't want to hear about. It's just an inside joke that is so inside only my family knows about it.

As for assploding it's like exploding but way more traumatic. I suggest renting all the Guniea Pig J-horror movies you can find and then watching them one after another. Or you can just watch a ton of porn until your head assplodes.