On second thought the pet monkey thing is probally something you don't want to hear about. It's just an inside joke that is so inside only my family knows about it.

As for assploding it's like exploding but way more traumatic. I suggest renting all the Guniea Pig J-horror movies you can find and then watching them one after another. Or you can just watch a ton of porn until your head assplodes.

my brain hurts... a lot. so much so that i need to keep the lights turned low...

but the dim setting makes it difficult to mark exams... grr!

hopefully it'll be over soon...

on the plus side, 9-1 Buffalo over Philly?? wtf? this hockey season seems really strange thus far. three hattricks in one night... super high scores, is this normal?

more normal 2-0 Oilers thus far... gooooo oilers!

Long story. Tell you when I have time.

did i miss something? why does Al have a pet monkey? when did this happen?
where do i have to sign up so that i too can ASSplode?

Sorry Al's pet monkey's head.

Man not this again! Seriously my pet monkey's head is going to assplode!

I believe objects, without people around to interpret them, cannot be inherently political.

Discuss.

Sounds good to me.

Dude, snow? It's still raining here. It's snowing everywhere in Ontario but Ottawa (Toronto, London, Geralton has a snow storm). And the food service manager said it doesn't snow well into December. Anyways, thanks for the Halloween input. How does this sound: eyeball and maggot stew/chili in a bread bowl (pearl onion and orzo inside chili or stew). For dessert: dirt cups with worms (chocolate pudding with chocolate chip dirt or cookie crumbs with a gummi worm).

My pet monkey doesn't like that.