ok, I just ate and it's not settling well. Enough about diarrhea!

But assploding! I kind of explained that. No need to explain the pet monkey.

Alison, if glare becomes a problem you might want to get a pair of glasses for that.

Actually, it's not too surprising that Buffalo crushes the Flyers, considering how thoroughly they manhandled Philly during the playoffs.

But have you tried night-vision goggles, Alison? Just sayin...

And, Al, I hate to burst your bubble, but you can't just mention your pet monkey that many times and then just downplay explaining it now.

On second thought the pet monkey thing is probally something you don't want to hear about. It's just an inside joke that is so inside only my family knows about it.

As for assploding it's like exploding but way more traumatic. I suggest renting all the Guniea Pig J-horror movies you can find and then watching them one after another. Or you can just watch a ton of porn until your head assplodes.

my brain hurts... a lot. so much so that i need to keep the lights turned low...

but the dim setting makes it difficult to mark exams... grr!

hopefully it'll be over soon...

on the plus side, 9-1 Buffalo over Philly?? wtf? this hockey season seems really strange thus far. three hattricks in one night... super high scores, is this normal?

more normal 2-0 Oilers thus far... gooooo oilers!

Long story. Tell you when I have time.

did i miss something? why does Al have a pet monkey? when did this happen?
where do i have to sign up so that i too can ASSplode?

Sorry Al's pet monkey's head.

Man not this again! Seriously my pet monkey's head is going to assplode!