Congrats mary! and to ed for his wounded knee?

Everyone's welcome to watch the game at my place, it will give me an excuse to clean up the appartment for when dana gets back. Don't worry it's not that bad!

Anyways, I'll be home around 5:30 if you want to stop by then. Bring snacks if you want, I'll pick up a few oven pizza's.

See you then,

News Corpse Stalking Points Memo. They've taken the subconscious (?) textover from Stephen Colbert's "The Word" and applied it to Bill O'Reilly's talking points memo. Slightly more antagonistic, but just as entertaining.

I've happened upon some double guest passes to A Prairie Home Companion for tomorrow night at 7:00 at the theatre downtown. Let me know if you're interested.

Beer?! But I'm driving!

Congratulations Mary!

woot woot

Congrats, Mary! I'll be sure to enjoy that beer.

and ngz, I think you'll find that you've found the picture of Staios' first period tripping penalty.

Hello all! I'm now in grad school! I'd buy you all beer, but I'm in Europe. So buy yourselves beer and pretend that it's from me.

Ed says his knee hurts for the Oilers.

from Edmontonoilers.com
Oilers look to upend Hurricanes tonight


haha, tripping.

STOP IT WE'RE FUCKIN' WINNING IN 6, AND THAT'S THAT!!!!

(haha Juicy Rebounds. it's so true)

Inspired by this BoA comment from Colby Cosh from way back when we cared about Cory Cross, the five stages of loss of good Oilers goaltending:

1. Denial: Roloson's not actually hurt. It's a veteran move to lull the 'Canes into a false sense of security.



2. Anger: SOMEONE SHOULD TIE CONKLIN TO THE NET, SO HE CAN'T FUCKING PLAY THE PUCK!



3. Depression: Conklin + Markannen = Time to curl up into a corner, cremate my car flag, and weep, slowly.



4. Bargaining: If Markannen wins us a game, not only will I swear off "Juicy Rebounds" and any other derogatory nicknames, I'll also permanently retire any jokes that make light of the Finnish/finish/finished homonym. Please?



5. Acceptance: I guess it's nice to see a veteran like Rod Brind'Amour finally win the Cup. Well, not so much see. Wow, I never realized how ugly he actually is. Is that a crack in the camera lens?
   
   Uh, I guess it's nice to hear that a veteran like Rod Brind'Amour won the Cup.