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December 10, 2010 -- 12:41 PM
posted by Al

What does the audience think of a story were 2 people start to fall in love as the world is ending?

December 09, 2010 -- 7:05 PM
posted by alison

hahaha! Par, you totally win! That's AWESOME!

December 08, 2010 -- 10:07 PM
posted by Par

December 06, 2010 -- 11:08 PM
posted by alison

Dood! this is hilarious

Someone made a zipper boat



so that you could get an aerial sight-gag out of seeing it drive and create a wake (opening zipper) behind it.

December 03, 2010 -- 3:28 AM
posted by Beck

I'd buy each one of those in shirt form.

December 02, 2010 -- 3:27 PM
posted by alison

I agree with Paras.

Albert! Please post photos of that 'stache!

December 02, 2010 -- 1:28 PM
posted by Par

Al, was there a photo prior to the moment of truth? Did you strategically shave to see how a hitler (or Jordan) would look? Details, my friend, details!

Also, these would make awesome shirts:
The First Six Doctors

December 02, 2010 -- 11:15 AM
posted by alison

Let this both provide perspective on how things could be much worse for those unimpressed with family or catering issues at weddings, and also give fair warning about setting up platforms without railings...

December 01, 2010 -- 7:43 AM
posted by Al

Ode to a stache

I've seen the same bald face in the mirror for 28 years
You only occupied the unsed space above my lips for a month
It looks completely barren without you there

November 30, 2010 -- 11:14 PM
posted by alison

The Dutch and Belgians have made a spoof on the US Transportation Security body scanners that's quite entertaining. Instead of making x-ray scans of the people passing through, the thing compares facial physiognomy to a database of notorious/famous people and then airs all their dirty laundry over a loudspeaker.
Physiognomic Scrutinizer. It looks like pure hilarity and social commentary rolled together.

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