Al, was there a photo prior to the moment of truth? Did you strategically shave to see how a hitler (or Jordan) would look? Details, my friend, details!

Also, these would make awesome shirts:

Let this both provide perspective on how things could be much worse for those unimpressed with family or catering issues at weddings, and also give fair warning about setting up platforms without railings...

Ode to a stache

I've seen the same bald face in the mirror for 28 years
You only occupied the unsed space above my lips for a month
It looks completely barren without you there

The Dutch and Belgians have made a spoof on the US Transportation Security body scanners that's quite entertaining. Instead of making x-ray scans of the people passing through, the thing compares facial physiognomy to a database of notorious/famous people and then airs all their dirty laundry over a loudspeaker.
Physiognomic Scrutinizer. It looks like pure hilarity and social commentary rolled together.

Cutesy song from Pearl and the puppets

-I seriously must be living in some privileged neighborhood or someone knows how to grease some palms around here... I just saw a grader clear the very, very miniscule amount of snow from the roads. Plus it was super packed down so driving was actually pretty decent.

-Star Trek reference, mirror universe Al is going to become normal universe Al in 1 more day.

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