heh, funny stuff, check out your horoscopes here at the Onion

mine's pretty funny...
Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
There hasn't been a stampeding death in your area in more than a century,
but your air horn and steer costume will change all that.

Here's a video clip from the DVD of my new favourite band called Lightning Bolt: Ridethesky.wmv

Their bassist has 3 strings. Their drummer has the worst drumset I've ever seen.

But together they are the best band ever. And they're apparently good friends with Black Dice as well as Pink And Brown... if anybody cares and/or knows who those bands are.

I saw a lot of prostitutes on Friday night. Probably about 7 or 8 of them. One of them looked pretty hot.

i wouldn't be talking about babies if it weren't for everyone else talking about them...
and by the way, why was that the conclusion made as to the meaning of my secret?
additionally, why is that the conclusion to a lot of things about me?
i am NOT PREGNANT! and don't intend on being so for a while yet, at least.

on another topic, ABC is showing the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour
is this a joke? it's actually pretty funny
they take advantage of Jessica's apparent dumbness
and I've already seen MR T, and the Muppets are coming up...
so very strange
do any of you know? joke or serious?

it's a shame the "taylor" song is about a girl, not a guy...
and a girl prostitute at that...
sorry to burst your bubble, Taylor
it's a good song though.

This is interesting, and not because I can read the German Article that describes it. Scientists at the Laser Zentrum Hannover (Hannover Laser Centre), using an fs-Laser (femtosecond laser; that is, a laser that can fire bursts of 10^-15 seconds), have made the world's smallest jigsaw puzzle, from a 5mm x 5mm piece of paper:



Not just useful for the most frustrating jigsaw puzzles of all time, this experiment shows that lasers can cut the smallest and most delicate objects without damage or burning, making it helpful in more, uh, useful endeavours (like the world's smallest game of 52 pickup).

Ah ha! Down with segue!

P, that's because it requires a non-Mozilla browser (for some lame-ass reason.)

Well, how often do you get to read a Presidential Daily Briefing? Today's your lucky day.

Hmm... I wonder why everyone is obsessed with babies lately...

(I think I'm getting really close to that segue-less conversation that Percy has so well mastered...)

I feel like adding something else. Something... awful. Enjoy!.

HEY, how'd he KNOW? I'm TOTALLY going to Mars!!!

And P, WTF? The link seems to work fine for me.

well, since I myself suck at the whole rhyming game,
I think I'll treat you (whoever reads the rhymes)
to one of my favouritest folk singers, Jack Johnson

from a song called taylor:

such a tough enchilada filled up with nada
giving what she gotta give to get a dollar bill
used to be a limber chicken, times a been a ticking
now's she's finger licking to the man
with the money in his pocket flying in his rocket
only stopping by on his way to a better world

if taylor finds a better world
then taylor's gonna run away

well... in comparison to the stories posted here,
the real answer is going to disappoint you all,
but it'll have to wait.
and so will any inkling of a baby.
and that one for a long, long time.
besides, a girl kind-of needs a mate to make one of those
and I don't have any sort of mate to speak of right now
(nor have I in the recent past, if you're thinking that way)
just thought i'd clarify a few things for you.

anyway, happy Easter to one and all,
may you enjoy your chocolate eggy-ness while it lasts
I hope the bunny did you all well
he just left a bowl full of Lindt eggs at our place,
that's right, one bowl, no more (and it's just a small cereal bowl)
but that's ok.
I've had enough chocolate to last a long time thanks to last night.
(no, not baby cravings... although I read an interesting article today...
apparently eating chocolate while pregnant makes for happy babies)