This is interesting, and not because I can read the German Article that describes it. Scientists at the Laser Zentrum Hannover (Hannover Laser Centre), using an fs-Laser (femtosecond laser; that is, a laser that can fire bursts of 10^-15 seconds), have made the world's smallest jigsaw puzzle, from a 5mm x 5mm piece of paper:



Not just useful for the most frustrating jigsaw puzzles of all time, this experiment shows that lasers can cut the smallest and most delicate objects without damage or burning, making it helpful in more, uh, useful endeavours (like the world's smallest game of 52 pickup).

Ah ha! Down with segue!

P, that's because it requires a non-Mozilla browser (for some lame-ass reason.)

Well, how often do you get to read a Presidential Daily Briefing? Today's your lucky day.

Hmm... I wonder why everyone is obsessed with babies lately...

(I think I'm getting really close to that segue-less conversation that Percy has so well mastered...)

I feel like adding something else. Something... awful. Enjoy!.

HEY, how'd he KNOW? I'm TOTALLY going to Mars!!!

And P, WTF? The link seems to work fine for me.

well, since I myself suck at the whole rhyming game,
I think I'll treat you (whoever reads the rhymes)
to one of my favouritest folk singers, Jack Johnson

from a song called taylor:

such a tough enchilada filled up with nada
giving what she gotta give to get a dollar bill
used to be a limber chicken, times a been a ticking
now's she's finger licking to the man
with the money in his pocket flying in his rocket
only stopping by on his way to a better world

if taylor finds a better world
then taylor's gonna run away

well... in comparison to the stories posted here,
the real answer is going to disappoint you all,
but it'll have to wait.
and so will any inkling of a baby.
and that one for a long, long time.
besides, a girl kind-of needs a mate to make one of those
and I don't have any sort of mate to speak of right now
(nor have I in the recent past, if you're thinking that way)
just thought i'd clarify a few things for you.

anyway, happy Easter to one and all,
may you enjoy your chocolate eggy-ness while it lasts
I hope the bunny did you all well
he just left a bowl full of Lindt eggs at our place,
that's right, one bowl, no more (and it's just a small cereal bowl)
but that's ok.
I've had enough chocolate to last a long time thanks to last night.
(no, not baby cravings... although I read an interesting article today...
apparently eating chocolate while pregnant makes for happy babies)

OooOoOoo the link is blank. So I guess there is no soap opera then right? Less drama is always good.

Happy Easter

Hope the bunny came to visit you all.

let me be the first to say: HAPPY EASTER!

okay, now here's a miracle of life:

my xanga.

While the xanga weblog is basically an exercise in egotistical banter, it is nontheless self-satisfying to be able to document your daily-life's little adventures. However, with that being said, I came to the conclusion that it's absolutely counter-productive if nobody has the chance to even read it... which is why I give you now the link.

So yeah. Read it if you wish, ignore it if you will, browse it if you want. Welcome to the non-stop soap opera that is my life.





(...um, not only that, but I don't know wtf to do about this girl. Comments would be appreciated.)