I'm guessing it's either the "permanently closed avalanche area" or if it's not that, then it HAS to be Mount Redoubt. So... what do I win?

OK... so here's what really happened

We were outside of the bar in the lodge, and I said, "Hey Par, you know when you jerk off with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it."
He said, "really?!?"
I said, "yeah"
He said, "I'll have to try that!"
He then proceeded to try to jerk off the bouncer with his left hand.
A broken arm ensued.
"Stupid Paras, I said it feels like someone else is doing it not do it to someone else!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID PARAS BROKE HIS ARM!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fine, you may erase this message again...

Thanks, Beck. I appreciate that, I really do. Just for that, I'm not gonna scan the x-ray for your viewing pleasure.

Ok, here's what happened. First run, Lake Louise, I caught a heel edge when I was expecting toe, and fell backwards. Unfortunately, with the slope, I fell back onto my left wrist. A bit of a walk down the mountain later, Tony, Beck and I went to first aid and I got fitted for the splint which Beck has a picture of. Today, after being bounced around medicentre's, diagnostic imaging centres and the Grey Nuns hospital, I ended up with a half cast on my left arm. Diagnosis: fractured (distal, medial) radius (as Pam may tell you, that's the bone near the thumb), and a chipped ulna (the other one.) Good times. (Although, I expect I'll be hearing a lot of jokes like Beck's brilliant one there.)

Hey Par,
I like how you want to tell the story first, but then don't actually tell it!

So here it is:

I was saying to Paras "Hey you know when you jerk off with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it"
He responded "really?!?"
A few minutes later he stated that he had to go to the washroom.
A few more minutes later he returned and asked "which way is first aid?"
A potentially broken arm, sling, and hilarity ensued.
The End.

Huh, not 100%? What exactly happened?

Hey, I was at Lake Louise... there wasn't alot of snow and too many icy patches... when did you guys go?

Despite AD's best efforts, I feel I should tell this story first. There was an incident at Lake Louise. Let's just say my arm isn't 100%. Pictures may follow.

"Is that what you call an awkward silence?"
"I don't know what you'd call that"

-Pulp Fiction (and I probably got it wrong, but oh well)

WE ARE WITH INTERNET AGAIN!!!!!!

The nice cable fairy came by our place yesterday and helped us turn our serene little existance into a connected hub of world spanning intelligence. I'm not so sure this is an improvement anymore... oh well...