Huh, not 100%? What exactly happened?

Hey, I was at Lake Louise... there wasn't alot of snow and too many icy patches... when did you guys go?

Despite AD's best efforts, I feel I should tell this story first. There was an incident at Lake Louise. Let's just say my arm isn't 100%. Pictures may follow.

"Is that what you call an awkward silence?"
"I don't know what you'd call that"

-Pulp Fiction (and I probably got it wrong, but oh well)

WE ARE WITH INTERNET AGAIN!!!!!!

The nice cable fairy came by our place yesterday and helped us turn our serene little existance into a connected hub of world spanning intelligence. I'm not so sure this is an improvement anymore... oh well...

Maybe the one of the 4 visitors from America are John Ringo who I have been stealing my aliases from. He is the author of the books I was reading. Maybe he put CONARC or Posleen into google and it spat out your page... Don't sue me Ringo...

well jess, it sounds like just another day at toys r us. that shit happens all the time, even when the managers are in, so here's my advice, just tell every one you're sold out. even if it's right in front of them, your still fucking sold out, if they don't believe you, your sold out, but you'll be getting a new shipment within the next two weeks, you just don't have an exact shipping date, so get the fuck out of the store, 'cause we're sold out!

yeah, those two little words save my ass all the time.

pete

HAHAHAHA, negative 11.

So, I'm two hours into my 9 hour shift, and it is already more insane than christmas, the owners are out of town, and they didn't tell us what we have in stock. the computer here says that we have negative 11 of one particular telescope. it will be a fun 2 weeks till they get back. yeah

Huzzah! First message of the new year! And with it, I pose a question. Who can provide a decent explanation to the following bizarre statistic:



Thailand, I get. I got Pam to come here via the handy parasmehta.tk address. As for Belgium, as near as I can figure, some crazy Belgians are doing internet searches for gay deceptacons, which led them here. Any theories? (And don't get me started on how weird it is that the rest of the traffic is from Canada.)