Hey Par,
I like how you want to tell the story first, but then don't actually tell it!

So here it is:

I was saying to Paras "Hey you know when you jerk off with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it"
He responded "really?!?"
A few minutes later he stated that he had to go to the washroom.
A few more minutes later he returned and asked "which way is first aid?"
A potentially broken arm, sling, and hilarity ensued.
The End.

Huh, not 100%? What exactly happened?

Hey, I was at Lake Louise... there wasn't alot of snow and too many icy patches... when did you guys go?

Despite AD's best efforts, I feel I should tell this story first. There was an incident at Lake Louise. Let's just say my arm isn't 100%. Pictures may follow.

"Is that what you call an awkward silence?"
"I don't know what you'd call that"

-Pulp Fiction (and I probably got it wrong, but oh well)

WE ARE WITH INTERNET AGAIN!!!!!!

The nice cable fairy came by our place yesterday and helped us turn our serene little existance into a connected hub of world spanning intelligence. I'm not so sure this is an improvement anymore... oh well...

Maybe the one of the 4 visitors from America are John Ringo who I have been stealing my aliases from. He is the author of the books I was reading. Maybe he put CONARC or Posleen into google and it spat out your page... Don't sue me Ringo...

well jess, it sounds like just another day at toys r us. that shit happens all the time, even when the managers are in, so here's my advice, just tell every one you're sold out. even if it's right in front of them, your still fucking sold out, if they don't believe you, your sold out, but you'll be getting a new shipment within the next two weeks, you just don't have an exact shipping date, so get the fuck out of the store, 'cause we're sold out!

yeah, those two little words save my ass all the time.

pete

HAHAHAHA, negative 11.

So, I'm two hours into my 9 hour shift, and it is already more insane than christmas, the owners are out of town, and they didn't tell us what we have in stock. the computer here says that we have negative 11 of one particular telescope. it will be a fun 2 weeks till they get back. yeah