okay, my guess, although I'm sure it's all wrong,
is that it happened somewhere near the base area
you know, with all the lodges, chairlifts and people around
when I really fucked my knee over, that's where it was
(okay, at sunshine, but same thing)

it's been a while since someone posted from on campus
i feel so glad that I don't have to be there today!
Gotta love the first week of classes, and no labs.
(at least, I hope there weren't any labs...) oh well!

so, will i be seeing people this semester or not?
I have a break tuesday-thursday from 12:30 to 3:30
anyone? otherwise mondays and wednesdays i start at 2,
so i'll be around before that... anyone?
crazy schedule.
three classes in a row in three separate buildings, grr!
cab, ag/for, biosci. this is going to suck.

K, this game is somewhat like "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"
But in this case it's called "Where did Paras Break His Arm?"

Have a guess: Paras, Tony, Myself, and AD are excluded as we know, one guess per person the closest one wins a prize that is yet to be determined!

Awwwww... come on Par, scan the X-ray
We all want to see!

Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssse?

that is another reason why skiing is better than snowboarding. no need to worry about toe versus heel edge. silly paras, trix are for kids.

my guess would be either on wixaway near the #1 about halfway down from the freindly giant or right near the #73.

Oh, and welcome back pam, wasn't there some of my old course packs that you wanted or something. anyways, put some aloe on those burns, and see you all tomorrow probably.

I'm guessing it's either the "permanently closed avalanche area" or if it's not that, then it HAS to be Mount Redoubt. So... what do I win?

OK... so here's what really happened

We were outside of the bar in the lodge, and I said, "Hey Par, you know when you jerk off with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it."
He said, "really?!?"
I said, "yeah"
He said, "I'll have to try that!"
He then proceeded to try to jerk off the bouncer with his left hand.
A broken arm ensued.
"Stupid Paras, I said it feels like someone else is doing it not do it to someone else!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID PARAS BROKE HIS ARM!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fine, you may erase this message again...

Thanks, Beck. I appreciate that, I really do. Just for that, I'm not gonna scan the x-ray for your viewing pleasure.

Ok, here's what happened. First run, Lake Louise, I caught a heel edge when I was expecting toe, and fell backwards. Unfortunately, with the slope, I fell back onto my left wrist. A bit of a walk down the mountain later, Tony, Beck and I went to first aid and I got fitted for the splint which Beck has a picture of. Today, after being bounced around medicentre's, diagnostic imaging centres and the Grey Nuns hospital, I ended up with a half cast on my left arm. Diagnosis: fractured (distal, medial) radius (as Pam may tell you, that's the bone near the thumb), and a chipped ulna (the other one.) Good times. (Although, I expect I'll be hearing a lot of jokes like Beck's brilliant one there.)

Hey Par,
I like how you want to tell the story first, but then don't actually tell it!

So here it is:

I was saying to Paras "Hey you know when you jerk off with your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it"
He responded "really?!?"
A few minutes later he stated that he had to go to the washroom.
A few more minutes later he returned and asked "which way is first aid?"
A potentially broken arm, sling, and hilarity ensued.
The End.