Yes, Mary, perfectly...

well...paras...you're idea of prefectly clear is not always perfectly clear...its that clear?

I thought it was perfectly clear.

huh?

"Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!
This is what I say when I am in a good mood.
Are you in a good mood today?
Please allow me to give you some advice.
Rather than become tense, and fire weapons at other people's ships
simply say, `Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!'
You will feel much better and you will be much more popular."

Well hot-damn! Jack's just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he didn't have the worlds highest IQ, reflexes like one of those things that have really fast reflexes, and the strength of ten men I don't think he'd still be alive. And even though Kim (Mmmmm... Elisha) has a cushy desk job within the safe confines of CTU she still manages to put herself in mortal danger!
And what the hell is with Uber-sexy women with long beautiful hair and chopping it all off?!?
I mean come on... Long hair is Uber-sexy, short hair is just... well, short hair on a sexy body.
I'm done.

sorry Mary, to be perfectly clear i believe it's "well...paras...your idea of prefectly clear" instead of "well...paras...you're idea of prefectly clear" ... just so we're clear on that.

is anyone else studying on campus on friday. I have work/volunteering, but I'll be around at some point... I hope...

One rainy afternoon three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a young man walked up to them; he opened up his raincoat an flashed them.
The first old lady had a stroke.
The second old lady had a stroke.
The third old lady couldn't reach.

Reindeer Facts:

While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women
would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around
the world in one night and not get lost.