I thought it was perfectly clear.

huh?

"Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!
This is what I say when I am in a good mood.
Are you in a good mood today?
Please allow me to give you some advice.
Rather than become tense, and fire weapons at other people's ships
simply say, `Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!'
You will feel much better and you will be much more popular."

Well hot-damn! Jack's just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he didn't have the worlds highest IQ, reflexes like one of those things that have really fast reflexes, and the strength of ten men I don't think he'd still be alive. And even though Kim (Mmmmm... Elisha) has a cushy desk job within the safe confines of CTU she still manages to put herself in mortal danger!
And what the hell is with Uber-sexy women with long beautiful hair and chopping it all off?!?
I mean come on... Long hair is Uber-sexy, short hair is just... well, short hair on a sexy body.
I'm done.

sorry Mary, to be perfectly clear i believe it's "well...paras...your idea of prefectly clear" instead of "well...paras...you're idea of prefectly clear" ... just so we're clear on that.

is anyone else studying on campus on friday. I have work/volunteering, but I'll be around at some point... I hope...

One rainy afternoon three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a young man walked up to them; he opened up his raincoat an flashed them.
The first old lady had a stroke.
The second old lady had a stroke.
The third old lady couldn't reach.

Reindeer Facts:

While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women
would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around
the world in one night and not get lost.

Well that does it. I'm actually quite amazed at myself. I managed to get all the way from the couch to the computer. Quite remarkable actually. And let's see, it only took me six and a quarter hours. I think It's a new record!! Now of course, most of you should be asking yourself... What the heck was AD doing at home on the couch at noon when he works every day until three?? And of course, the answer for those of you who haven't already figured it out... I have the plague!! So, no Chilli's for me tonight. Though last night dinner did not taste nearly as good the second time... Oh well...

hmm... I smell all-nighters all around me. Luckily I wasn't one of them!
Still, those nasty butterflies are killing me. And the group projects. Don't do group projects if you can get away with it. Just about anything is easier to coordinate. Two papers due today and a final exam... can't get any better than this!

I'm not coming to Chilis tonight... our prof's buying us drinks after the final... that and I get to learn how to make a butterfly net!

so good luck y'all, and hopefully I'll see you around... hmm, what's more important, nap on couch or finish paper?