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December 03, 2003 -- 11:18 PM
posted by pete

is anyone else studying on campus on friday. I have work/volunteering, but I'll be around at some point... I hope...

December 03, 2003 -- 8:01 PM
posted by Beck

    One rainy afternoon three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a young man walked up to them; he opened up his raincoat an flashed them.
    The first old lady had a stroke.
    The second old lady had a stroke.
    The third old lady couldn't reach.

December 03, 2003 -- 7:53 PM
posted by Mapela

    Reindeer Facts:

    While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
    each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
    of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
    reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
    Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
    Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to
    Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women
    would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around
    the world in one night and not get lost.

December 03, 2003 -- 6:28 PM
posted by AD

Well that does it. I'm actually quite amazed at myself. I managed to get all the way from the couch to the computer. Quite remarkable actually. And let's see, it only took me six and a quarter hours. I think It's a new record!! Now of course, most of you should be asking yourself... What the heck was AD doing at home on the couch at noon when he works every day until three?? And of course, the answer for those of you who haven't already figured it out... I have the plague!! So, no Chilli's for me tonight. Though last night dinner did not taste nearly as good the second time... Oh well...

December 03, 2003 -- 12:08 AM
posted by alison

    hmm... I smell all-nighters all around me. Luckily I wasn't one of them!
    Still, those nasty butterflies are killing me. And the group projects. Don't do group projects if you can get away with it. Just about anything is easier to coordinate. Two papers due today and a final exam... can't get any better than this!

    I'm not coming to Chilis tonight... our prof's buying us drinks after the final... that and I get to learn how to make a butterfly net!

    so good luck y'all, and hopefully I'll see you around... hmm, what's more important, nap on couch or finish paper?

December 03, 2003 -- 12:07 AM
posted by mary

    hey useless posts are the best kind!

    1000 words left! woo!!!

December 03, 2003 -- 12:07 AM
posted by Al

usless post... um.... bye

December 03, 2003 -- 12:06 AM
posted by mary

    hey beck, i did come back, but an hour later...and i didn't go on msn...just work work work...

December 03, 2003 -- 12:04 AM
posted by Beck

    Mary' left me 3 hours ago... she was suppos'ed to come back an hour ago.
    Now I'm forced to post on the messageboard - way to go Mary! '

    Damn is Simpson's ever going downhill... except for the elephant bouncing the bear at the end of the last episode it kind of 'stunk.
    I still have to check if 24 is up yet, I watched' the beginning of it but mis'sed the rest due to Ted and my parents'.

    Oh yeah... and the paper's coming along nicely...'

December 02, 2003 -- 11:50 PM
posted by captain cromulent

hey beck, don't you mean the third lady asked for a pencil? heh heh

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