Well, for all of your matrix related questions, I have a rather simple answer. You see, if it was that obvious, the machines would have done it, the people would all have been killed, and the movie would end a horrible letdown with the machines winning and all of humanity being let down. So, now for a few more questions, some of which we've already asked ourselves.

One: Why do the machines need humans for energy when the sun is available to them just above the clouds?? It's not like building a really big tower and setting up a big solar harness would really be all the difficult. The machines could do it quite easily I would think.

Two: If humans are fed nothing but recycled humans, how would those humans that are there survive?? There is just not enough human to go around. They must have some other source of energy coming from somewhere. I mean somewhere...

Three: Why in the hell do the machines rely on numbers and slash there human victims to death, when they could just as easily put a really big gun on the end of one of them, use there advanced computer brains to aim them, and wipe out anything in their path in a heartbeat??

Four: Does it really make sense that people die when they die in the matrix?? You know better. Your brain can tell your body, hey, I'm not really dead. At least this would be true for anyone who knows the truth. Kinda sad actually. And I mean why the hell do they even need a matrix?? What about a giant sedative plant?? Wouldn't that work just as well??

Please, I want to rant some more... But I've got a life... I think I may have failed to prove that however...

Agreed about the nuclear bomb thing. Now if only there was an alternative to nuclear bombs.... Like the enormous, oversized drill they used in the Matrix. We can just hook that drill up with nuclear war heads and then my hole idea will work! Kind of makes you wonder though, if I can think of placing nuclear warheads into the drills, why couldn't the AI do it? Zion would have been finished in a blink!

You know that big gaping hole in your life, that void you've always wanted to fill but didn't know how? Well here it is. The answer to all of life's mysteries.

it's a shame the GMC Envoy XUV isn't a joke the way the other one is. Did anyone actually read the web site about it? power rear windows, a power rear roof... does this turn into a "truck"? And the XUV SLT (luxury edition) comes with heated side mirrors with built in signal lights, "leather appointed seating" (whatever that is), two zone heated front seats (individually controlled), 6 methods of seat adjustment with driver's seat memory for 2 programs (woooo!), AND a leather wrapped steering wheel with it's own built in sound system. huh? The steering wheel has a sound system? WTF?

okay... and yes, Paras, I complain, but you severely misqoted me. I said nothing about the blast radius of nuclear weapons being too short, I said they didn't penetrate far enough through land masses. sheesh, get it right!

Autorefresh=Auto Kill?

If yes procede to kill everyone in sight
else sulk in silence...

With Alison, it's nothing but complain, complain, complain. "The background is too dark, or too bright." "Paras is too authoritarian, or not authoritarian enough." "People breathe too much." "Nuclear bombs don't have a large enough blast radius." Nothing's ever good enough for you is it?



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In other news, if you ever wanted to send a message in song (for example, to tell Paras that he uses "in other news" way too much), why not Let them sing it for you. Nothing like piecing together words from songs to make complete and incoherent messages for you.



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Finally, in honour of the new tradition of the GMC Envoy XUV (the X stands for hardcore, but lovable), the new Ford Exorbitant:

Many environmental groups have voiced concerns over the Exorbitant's nuclear powered engine. "Gee, you make a car that doesn't run on gas and they still complain," responded Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr.

autorefresh sucks!

had to say it, have you been sitting reading an e-mail on another browser page to suddenly be sucked into your web page yet? Well when you do, you'll know what I mean. Plus this incessant blinking (okay, I know, really slow blinking, but still) when nothing's being posted is just a little, um, frustrating.

okay, that's all, thanks!

If you're tired of hitting 'refresh' every couple of minutes on the message board (although outside of me and maybe Beck, I can't think of anyone who actually watches this thing all day), worry no more. Auto-refresh here to save the day! Every two minutes, for your internet time-wasting pleasure!

Here you go, Tony:



Nintendo asks "Who Are You?"

This month Nintendo released a unique movie theater and television ad
campaign. The cinema ad, "School's Out," features young children
leaving school and running, ala Super Mario fashion, to the store to
buy the latest Nintendo creation. Television ads are the same, just
shorter versions, and are hyping the lastest Game Boy Advance game --
Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3.

The music heard in the ads is by Japanese artist, Mayumi Kojima. The
song is called "Hatsukoi" and is on the albums "Songs for the
Gentlemen" and "Me and My Monkey on the Moon," both currently
unavailable in the U.S. (Via the very resourceful Forums!)

This direct quote/theft of web content brought to you by Adtunes.com

No, there is reason to live everybody!! If only to live long enough to see me become legal drinking age in the old U.S. of A. On the twentieth I become a man at long last. No longer will I be nothing more than a mere boy. Vainly searching for acceptance. Instead, I will be one day older, and a lot drunker/hungover, depending on when you ask me how I am doing...