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November 13, 2003 -- 6:23 PM
posted by AD

No, there is reason to live everybody!! If only to live long enough to see me become legal drinking age in the old U.S. of A. On the twentieth I become a man at long last. No longer will I be nothing more than a mere boy. Vainly searching for acceptance. Instead, I will be one day older, and a lot drunker/hungover, depending on when you ask me how I am doing...

November 13, 2003 -- 4:42 PM
posted by alison

I like that, "Dec 18, Death, according to Ed." makes it somehow more official, or prophetic.

November 13, 2003 -- 3:56 PM
posted by edo

I thought it was funny...

November 13, 2003 -- 2:59 PM
posted by P

As if!

November 13, 2003 -- 2:48 PM
posted by edo

18th of November - Mario Kart Double Dash
22nd of November - The 'Big' Game (heritage classic... is anyone doing anything for that?)
17th of December - LoTR The Return of the King (after which we can all die... since there will no longer be a point to live)

November 13, 2003 -- 12:06 AM
posted by Beck

    That's great Par, thanx.
    Is it a reverse leap year already? I thought we just had one...
    Oh well, are we doing anything for New Years this year?
    Some big ole bash on Dec 30 I suppose

    later

November 13, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Par

    All right, so I was given an idea at Chili's for improving the board, so here we are. You may notice a link at the top entitled Events. If you click it, and have Javascript enabled and Beck's Jesus action figure likes me, you will see a little Calendar. It only has November and December right now, but has a few important dates on it (actually, only four.) Since I enjoy so much to add work to my life, here we are.

    If you have a birthday in November or December and are not Andy, I have left you off the calendar. This isn't because I don't like you, but because you are not an uncle and also I don't have your birthday. If you want it on there, e-mail me. Or post it. (Don't worry, when January comes around I'll put Percy's in big bold letters so he can't slip it by us again.)

    Also, if you have something important we should know about, post it and I will add it. Or e-mail me. Whichever works. Enjoy.

November 12, 2003 -- 7:25 PM
posted by Par

    Oh my god... The four horseman are on the horizon:

    Ted Can Fly!




    On another note, why do my MSN conversations with people keep getting posted on the internet? Next thing you know, the FBI is going to swarm my house because of my frequent use of the words 'trade', 'terror', 'bomb', 'Al Qaeda' and 'the United States is going to pay for what they have done.' Geez, people, I'm already a Canadian of non-European descent. They probably already sift through my trash! This is only going to make things worse!!

November 12, 2003 -- 7:08 PM
posted by Pam

And no peasant Beck- i am not wearing another dress- I am the Princess and in my world- we don't wear dresses

November 12, 2003 -- 7:05 PM
posted by Pam

    Once upon a time the was this wise and noble knight named Paras. One day he was talking to the Princess Pam and said to her "Did you Princess Pam ask thee peasant Beck a question" and the Princess replied "No sir, I did not!" "Then why did the peasant Beck answer to you dear Princess?" " I am afraid I cannot answer the question sir for I do not know" "Well then" said the Knight. The Princess soon began to ponder this question while she was in the shower and in the shower it came upon her "Ah Yes! I know why the peasant must have answered me! He was not responding to the question I asked of the peasant but of the question I most likely asked to Prince Ed and Lord AD. Peasants must not answer to the Princess unless spoken to - i must have a word with that peasant or get my maid to.
    And after the peasant was be-headed for speaking out of turn- they all lived happily ever after"
    The End

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