And no peasant Beck- i am not wearing another dress- I am the Princess and in my world- we don't wear dresses

Once upon a time the was this wise and noble knight named Paras. One day he was talking to the Princess Pam and said to her "Did you Princess Pam ask thee peasant Beck a question" and the Princess replied "No sir, I did not!" "Then why did the peasant Beck answer to you dear Princess?" " I am afraid I cannot answer the question sir for I do not know" "Well then" said the Knight. The Princess soon began to ponder this question while she was in the shower and in the shower it came upon her "Ah Yes! I know why the peasant must have answered me! He was not responding to the question I asked of the peasant but of the question I most likely asked to Prince Ed and Lord AD. Peasants must not answer to the Princess unless spoken to - i must have a word with that peasant or get my maid to.
And after the peasant was be-headed for speaking out of turn- they all lived happily ever after"
The End

Paras and Ed re-write the 3rd Matrix movie

Par says: and i didn't appreciate the guys walking on the ceiling near the beginning EH? says: Heh, I that that was neat... but kinda hard to wrap my perception around. Par says: i thought it was kind of stupid... like they were sitting around saying "what haven't we done in a fight yet? ..." EH? says: "well we did swords so lets just not do that again." Par says: pretty much EH? says: "Oh I know, lets have them turn into other creatures... nothing wrong with that in a programmed world." EH? says: "No, that won't work. People will think thats too extreme." Par says: "let's just have them hang upside down, to no tactical advantage whatsoever" EH? says: "I still like the idea of the guards turning into an seven headed hydra. Anyone?" Par says: "but we can get that cool trinity kick in one last time" Par says: hehe Par says: THAT would have been cool EH? says: A hydra with guns. EH? says: yah EH? says: that comes out of the screen and eats the people in first couple rows... its kinda like a punishment. Like sitting in those splash seats at Sea World. Par says: it'll make billions!

you would think, with a whole five days off, that I would've gotten sick during my time away from school, like normal, but noooooooooooooo I get sick now, and have to miss school. Guess it just goes to show you, maybe school is my problem... I don't have time for this! I hate being sick! okay, rant over, going to bed now. have fun at chilis.

Pam: Yes

Yah Pam, I know how you feel... I've not checked this thing board out for awhile and its definately left me behind. So lets take a little looksie at whats been goin' on...

• Wow, that polls stirred up some fun. Like reading Alisons facist rant. (I was amused to see where I ended up on that spectrum...)
• Paras is still doin' that whole 'unbridled sarcasm' thing...
• The Oilers are still losing... and Beck is still watching...
• Scotty still wants some... um... potty.
• And AD and Ed are still curling? Those losers havn't lost hope eh? I know I would have given up like... a week ago, after that last crappy game.

Anyways... I watched the Matrix... and maybe after hearing it would be so 'bad'... I actually thought it was good. Crazy. Like a can O clams.

You don't come onto the message board for three days and you feel like you have missed a whole life time. Crazy!
ED & AD- did u curl sunday night? this sunday for sure- i'll be there supporting you guys- cheering you along
Keri- i will be attending the dinner and dance on the 6th - but i have worn two dresses in the last 3 months- do i really need to put on another one?
Beck & Keri- i am glad you enjoyed your trip

I guess everyone's RSVPing so yeah, I'll jump on board for that... but we'll see 'bout that, I don't
know what's hitting the fan, and how much of it around then so I'll keep you posted.

But there's no chili...

And Matt... this aint funny anymore.

Don't force me to use my sacrificial dagger on you

Ahhh, so i sit with almost everyone on liberal left, out of curiousity, who said yes to legalizing pot?

In case you were wondering...
I went to BP's for dinner with Keri and AD.
The oilers were on multiple TV's.
I did my damage.
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