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October 14, 2003 -- 2:10 PM
posted by petey mcsick

wish I had something interesting to say or show, but I've been asleep for the past 30 hours, only waking to throw up somemore. thats right I've been lucky enough to catch some sort of flu, which has really helped me prepare for my three midterms this week. what really sucked was that I paid 13.50 to see kill bill on sunday night, sat through 20min of previews, got five minutes of the movie, and then discovered just how sick I was going to be for the next 24hours... hey I guess that is kinda interesting, or at least gross, espically for the poor sucker that works at the movie theatre that had to clean up after me. just one more reason to get a degree, even if it is an arts degree, becuase then you can have a shitty office job somewhere, instead of cleaning up some guys puke at the movies.

October 14, 2003 -- 11:04 AM
posted by edo

The Bear phones Swartzenegger, has potential, but isnt as funny as you'd hope.Click me yo!

October 14, 2003 -- 10:59 AM
posted by Al

Alrighty... My time-space continuium destroying demon gun... up yours you damn half-hole!

October 14, 2003 -- 12:08 AM
posted by consumer-whore

Where do I buy this computer for only $1299 ??

October 14, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Beck

    Time-space sounds like a made up marketing word designed to make you buy a slightly faster computer.
    Eg:
    P4 3.6 GHz 7200rpm
    240 Gig HD
    1024 MB DDR RAM
    52X DVD-CDR/W
    128 MB nVidia DirectX 9.0 3D Video
    Integrated Time-Space continuum 6.2
    8 USB
    10/100 Ethernet Card Integrated
    Win XP Home
    17" Sony Flatscreen
    Now only $1299 if you buy it on your Computer Store(R) Credit Card with no interest no payments for 6 months!!!!
    Man am I tired...

    G'night

October 13, 2003 -- 10:04 PM
posted by Al

Thats it I am sick and tired of all of you stealing my web nuances... I'm going to build my evil space-time continium destroying demon gun and shoot the hell out of all of you!

October 13, 2003 -- 9:06 PM
posted by Par

as can't think of anything interesting to put in this space

    Don't worry, Mary. We still love you. It's just that no one (other than me) checks this often enough to respond quickly enough. (Of course, Beck maybe qualifies, but if you aren't writing in the middle of the night, or your name isn't "Frenchie," he may not respond.)





    Now this is how you drink a beer

    Some genius found that on really hot days, he couldn't savour his Guinness outside, because it would warm up too quickly. Thus, naturally, he decided build something to cool his beer. (Why do things the easy way, when you can play with a soldering gun?) Here he chronicles the adventure of building a Guinness cooling system using nothing more than a cooling fan, a bunch of batteries, duct tape, network cable, ... Okay, so it's a lot of stuff. But it's pretty cool, if not sad.




    While I'm on the topic of things that would make Scotty proud, here's a nice little website devoted to what made this country great (?), The Finger. There's a lovely GIF there which gets the point across quite nicely.

October 13, 2003 -- 7:54 PM
posted by Mary-liscious

hey kids...well...its that time again...for what? who knows. maybe to watch some t.v. that sounds good. anyway...why doesn't anyone ever respond to me on these things????? doesn't anyone love me?????

October 13, 2003 -- 5:51 PM
posted by Par

    Well, Beck, funky stuff happens when you don't close the quotation marks on your links. If only there were some way to check what your post looked like, before you actually posted...

    But yeah, those monkeys are really out there.

October 13, 2003 -- 4:16 PM
posted by Beck

    Don't know what happened there... it was supposed to say:
    They made monkeys able to control robotic arms using only their thoughts... the full story here
    Is this the beginning of the end?

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