Where do I buy this computer for only $1299 ??

Time-space sounds like a made up marketing word designed to make you buy a slightly faster computer.
Eg:
P4 3.6 GHz 7200rpm
240 Gig HD
1024 MB DDR RAM
52X DVD-CDR/W
128 MB nVidia DirectX 9.0 3D Video
Integrated Time-Space continuum 6.2
8 USB
10/100 Ethernet Card Integrated
Win XP Home
17" Sony Flatscreen
Now only $1299 if you buy it on your Computer Store(R) Credit Card with no interest no payments for 6 months!!!!
Man am I tired...

G'night

Thats it I am sick and tired of all of you stealing my web nuances... I'm going to build my evil space-time continium destroying demon gun and shoot the hell out of all of you!

as can't think of anything interesting to put in this space

Don't worry, Mary. We still love you. It's just that no one (other than me) checks this often enough to respond quickly enough. (Of course, Beck maybe qualifies, but if you aren't writing in the middle of the night, or your name isn't "Frenchie," he may not respond.)



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Now this is how you drink a beer
Some genius found that on really hot days, he couldn't savour his Guinness outside, because it would warm up too quickly. Thus, naturally, he decided build something to cool his beer. (Why do things the easy way, when you can play with a soldering gun?) Here he chronicles the adventure of building a Guinness cooling system using nothing more than a cooling fan, a bunch of batteries, duct tape, network cable, ... Okay, so it's a lot of stuff. But it's pretty cool, if not sad.



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While I'm on the topic of things that would make Scotty proud, here's a nice little website devoted to what made this country great (?), The Finger. There's a lovely GIF there which gets the point across quite nicely.

hey kids...well...its that time again...for what? who knows. maybe to watch some t.v. that sounds good. anyway...why doesn't anyone ever respond to me on these things????? doesn't anyone love me?????

Well, Beck, funky stuff happens when you don't close the quotation marks on your links. If only there were some way to check what your post looked like, before you actually posted...

But yeah, those monkeys are really out there.

Don't know what happened there... it was supposed to say:
They made monkeys able to control robotic arms using only their thoughts... the full story here
Is this the beginning of the end?

gov' na of Cali, representin' all y'all scallies hey quick question here, why is it always space-time, as in space hyphen time? why can't it be time-space? ...say it to yourself, does that sound weird? time-space?....?

as hasn't posted in 11 posts? Impossibl-uh!

Uh... Yeah. Some ... uh... interesting posts back there. As usual, I will ignore them all, and bring you another brilliant corner of the internet. This is brought to by X-Entertainment (no, not that kind. You can find that kind of entertainment without my help.)

If you think marketing folk are brilliant these days, you obviously don't remember the 80s. Here's one piece of marketing that spells brilliant fusion of synergy (or some other such marketing term):

C-3P0's !!!
A New Force at Breakfast!
I can't get over the genius behind that name. I can imagine the board meeting:


Oww. Too much red meat. Figurative arteries... clogging.

Uh, yeah. Click on the link above to find more great 80s commercials.

It'sd my new plan from now on the shamelessly add laugh tracks to everything that I write. hahahahahahaha. In this manner, I am not only causing a short term and really annoying joke, but, I'm also insulting your intelligence!! hahahahahahahahahaha! But then, it's been proven, even by my own experiences that when someone else laughs, you are way more likely to laugh. So now, when you are using this sight as a means of escaping doing some homework, which requires lots of thought, you no longer have to think about when to laugh!!!! hahahahahaha

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