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July 21, 2003 -- 12:19 PM
posted by Par

ararararararar(etc. ad inf.)

    Translation of a latin phrase, taken to heart by Edmonton drivers:

    "Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."

    (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
    -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)

July 20, 2003 -- 5:22 PM
posted by Al

I know this is kind of last minute and I don't know how many of you are on this board right now but, I'm trying to get a soccer game going at around 7:30 pm today at the "rubber park" near Peter's house. So if you can show up at 7:30 pm at the "rubber park" near Pete's house.

July 20, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Leo

    I still got all my wisdom teeth... heheheheheh....


    ... but I'm still stupid so they're not helping....

    ... stupid teeth.....

July 20, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Leo

I am a bananna!!!

July 20, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by P

Ah, wisdom teeth. I remember how I would sit on the couch drifting in and out of consciousness. It was so cool how I couldn't feel any muscle cramps because I was just so doped sucking on tea bags.

July 18, 2003 -- 6:44 PM
posted by pete

I guess I'm only worth about $1,585,116.00. of course I think thats' 'cause I undershot my IQ, which seems to be one of the biggest factors on the site, which of course is silly because only morons think IQ actually measures intelligence. anyways I'm recovering from my wisdom teeth at an alarming rate.

July 18, 2003 -- 10:24 AM
posted by changed for life because of th

If you watch this (you may need to download a DivX Player) you will be changed for life, like me. -ed-Rejected

July 17, 2003 -- 10:13 PM
posted by Oar

oops, i missed

    Find out how much you would be worth on the open market (if this website is any indication of your worth on the open market). In spite of my over-frequent posting to this website, they have me valued at $2,236,270.00. (I bet I could get twice that on eBay.)

    Human For Sale

July 17, 2003 -- 4:25 PM
posted by Par

    Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Goes without saying, right? Well, I was bit. I admit it. Here's the story:

    Metallica sues indy Canadian band for trademark infringement over the use of a "Metallica-branded" chords E and F.

    "We're not saying we own those two chords, individually. That would be ridiculous. We're just saying that in that specific order, people have grown to associate E, F with our music." ('Lars Ulrich')

    Sure, it sounds ridiculous when you know that the story is fake. But they sued when someone named their band MetaLica. Anything was possible from Lars and the rest of them. (I had Ed, Mary and Ngz at least somewhat convinced, too)

July 16, 2003 -- 4:56 PM
posted by P

Actually "P", outside of you, me and P, I can't think of anyone whose name starts with P who still posts to this

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