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Find out how much you would be worth on the open market (if this website is any indication of your worth on the open market). In spite of my over-frequent posting to this website, they have me valued at $2,236,270.00. (I bet I could get twice that on eBay.)

Human For Sale

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Goes without saying, right? Well, I was bit. I admit it. Here's the story:

Metallica sues indy Canadian band for trademark infringement over the use of a "Metallica-branded" chords E and F.

"We're not saying we own those two chords, individually. That would be ridiculous. We're just saying that in that specific order, people have grown to associate E, F with our music." ('Lars Ulrich')

Sure, it sounds ridiculous when you know that the story is fake. But they sued when someone named their band MetaLica. Anything was possible from Lars and the rest of them. (I had Ed, Mary and Ngz at least somewhat convinced, too)

Actually "P", outside of you, me and P, I can't think of anyone whose name starts with P who still posts to this

there are far too many people on this page whose initials could be "P". like me for example, but I'll give you a hint, i just got my wisdom teeth out and right now I have a headache.

king meters are for chumps

1) Go to Google.com;

2) type in (but DON'T hit return): "weapons of mass destruction";

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal

"Google search" button;

4) read the error message carefully (heck, print the message!).

And I won that last chess game :P

OooOo the wheel turns, but not only clockwise! Anti-clockwise.

Sorry I couldn't go to the stonehouse on saturday... Actually no I'm not. I won't be bitch slapped to go somewhere I don't want to go to. So up yours to all of you! Mwhahahah! Mwhahaha

anoid

Do it yourself animated GIF (apologies to the dozens who have seen this before). Simply stare at the dot in the centre and move your head towards and away from the screen. Be amazed! Fill your head with wonder! Look like an idiot!

Percy: how can you become familiar with a bar if you do not go to the unfamiliar one and become familiar with it? (Whoa... it's like my brain is spinning)