there are far too many people on this page whose initials could be "P". like me for example, but I'll give you a hint, i just got my wisdom teeth out and right now I have a headache.

king meters are for chumps

1) Go to Google.com;

2) type in (but DON'T hit return): "weapons of mass destruction";

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal

"Google search" button;

4) read the error message carefully (heck, print the message!).

And I won that last chess game :P

OooOo the wheel turns, but not only clockwise! Anti-clockwise.

Sorry I couldn't go to the stonehouse on saturday... Actually no I'm not. I won't be bitch slapped to go somewhere I don't want to go to. So up yours to all of you! Mwhahahah! Mwhahaha

anoid

Do it yourself animated GIF (apologies to the dozens who have seen this before). Simply stare at the dot in the centre and move your head towards and away from the screen. Be amazed! Fill your head with wonder! Look like an idiot!

Percy: how can you become familiar with a bar if you do not go to the unfamiliar one and become familiar with it? (Whoa... it's like my brain is spinning)

Sorry I couldn't make it to the bday thing either. Something about hanging out at a bar I'm not familiar with probably wouldn't get high ratings with my parents. But I did find something to help out in my search for the ultimate outfit.... With any luck I'll have something spiffy in the next few weeks.

Matt I'm in for paintball, Al, that last message you posted was great. and now for the meat of the message

sorry to all of the birthday peoples that I couldn't join in your festivities. I was planning on coming, but I overexerted myself at the first birthday I went to. thus leaving my unable to drive myself to either the stonehouse or Leo's house of games and such. hope your birthday partáy was a blast. Jesse

Paintball on the 19th