I know this is kind of last minute and I don't know how many of you are on this board right now but, I'm trying to get a soccer game going at around 7:30 pm today at the "rubber park" near Peter's house. So if you can show up at 7:30 pm at the "rubber park" near Pete's house.

I still got all my wisdom teeth... heheheheheh....


... but I'm still stupid so they're not helping....

... stupid teeth.....

I am a bananna!!!

Ah, wisdom teeth. I remember how I would sit on the couch drifting in and out of consciousness. It was so cool how I couldn't feel any muscle cramps because I was just so doped sucking on tea bags.

I guess I'm only worth about $1,585,116.00. of course I think thats' 'cause I undershot my IQ, which seems to be one of the biggest factors on the site, which of course is silly because only morons think IQ actually measures intelligence. anyways I'm recovering from my wisdom teeth at an alarming rate.

If you watch this (you may need to download a DivX Player) you will be changed for life, like me. -ed-Rejected

oops, i missed

Find out how much you would be worth on the open market (if this website is any indication of your worth on the open market). In spite of my over-frequent posting to this website, they have me valued at $2,236,270.00. (I bet I could get twice that on eBay.)

Human For Sale

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Goes without saying, right? Well, I was bit. I admit it. Here's the story:

Metallica sues indy Canadian band for trademark infringement over the use of a "Metallica-branded" chords E and F.

"We're not saying we own those two chords, individually. That would be ridiculous. We're just saying that in that specific order, people have grown to associate E, F with our music." ('Lars Ulrich')

Sure, it sounds ridiculous when you know that the story is fake. But they sued when someone named their band MetaLica. Anything was possible from Lars and the rest of them. (I had Ed, Mary and Ngz at least somewhat convinced, too)

Actually "P", outside of you, me and P, I can't think of anyone whose name starts with P who still posts to this

there are far too many people on this page whose initials could be "P". like me for example, but I'll give you a hint, i just got my wisdom teeth out and right now I have a headache.