Go here for the specs.

Also in time for tonight, here's "Do They Know It's Hallowe'en?" by the North American Hallowe'en Prevention Initiative, a project band featuring everyone. (Yes, even David Cross.)

Just in time for Halloween, read at your own risk.

SCP foundation

That reminds me of this which has absorbed far too much of my time: What is the best lame joke you know? (self.AskReddit):

[–]LavaLegs 2394 points 11 days ago
"Heard any good sodium jokes lately?" "Na..."

[–]carlfro 953 points 11 days ago
This is a nerdy joke but some of you might get it:
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would all of you like a drink?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second logician replies, "I don't know." The last logician replies, "Yes."

A list of jokes for brainy people. I think this is perfect for this site's readership.

50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

Kind of makes sense:

Your results:
You are Geordi LaForge

Geordi LaForge 75% Worf 60% Spock 52% Mr. Sulu 50% Will Riker 50% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 50% Chekov 45% James T. Kirk (Captain) 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% Mr. Scott 35% Beverly Crusher 35% Data 35% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 20% Uhura 20% Deanna Troi 20%

You work well with others and often fix problems quickly. Your romantic relationships are often bungled.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

oh, so, hey. I took this Star Trek internet quiz. It's kinda goofy. But I ended up as the two science officers and a redshirt, so I think it actually might work -ish.

Your results:
You are Spock

Spock	67%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)	65%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)	65%
Beverly Crusher	60%
Deanna Troi	60%
Jean-Luc Picard	50%
Geordi LaForge	50%
Will Riker	50%
Uhura	45%
Data	44%
James T. Kirk (Captain)	40%
Chekov	40%
Mr. Sulu	40%
Mr. Scott	35%
Worf	35%

You are skilled in knowledge and logic.
You believe that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

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Sorry Tony & Jesse, I'm a derp machine. Yeah... that's kind-of what I was going through. Also the exact opposite. I'd work on a task, but it'd blur into another task, and there'd be this third speculative thing overhanging everything... and I still just have to portion them out into discrete time units at the end of the day. ... which is such BS. My brain doesn't stop working just 'cause the day's ended, and I definitely don't always work in 15 minute intervals, or easily describable units of work.

This consulting gig is starting to wear on me.

Wha?? *Head explodes*

Argh, you figured out my secret! The programming stuff is just a sad boring front for my real day job of creating privately commissioned music videos. But no, I don't work for Patrice Wilson... I am Patrice Wilson! Hahahaha