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October 31, 2013 -- 3:43 PM
posted by Al
Just in time for Halloween, read at your own risk.
SCP foundation
October 30, 2013 -- 4:05 PM
posted by Par
That reminds me of this which has absorbed far too much of my time: What is the best lame joke you know? (self.AskReddit):
[–]LavaLegs 2394 points 11 days ago
"Heard any good sodium jokes lately?" "Na..."
[–]carlfro 953 points 11 days ago
This is a nerdy joke but some of you might get it:
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would all of you like a drink?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second logician replies, "I don't know." The last logician replies, "Yes."
October 29, 2013 -- 7:18 PM
posted by Tonestar Runner
A list of jokes for brainy people. I think this is perfect for this site's readership.
50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’
October 20, 2013 -- 11:26 PM
posted by Al
Kind of makes sense:
Your results:
You are Geordi LaForge
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You work well with others and often fix problems quickly. Your romantic relationships are often bungled. |
October 19, 2013 -- 1:45 AM
posted by alison
oh, so, hey. I took this Star Trek internet quiz. It's kinda goofy. But I ended up as the two science officers and a redshirt, so I think it actually might work -ish.
Your results:
You are Spock
Spock | 67% |
Leonard McCoy (Bones) | 65% |
An Expendable Character (Redshirt) | 65% |
Beverly Crusher | 60% |
Deanna Troi | 60% |
Jean-Luc Picard | 50% |
Geordi LaForge | 50% |
Will Riker | 50% |
Uhura | 45% |
Data | 44% |
James T. Kirk (Captain) | 40% |
Chekov | 40% |
Mr. Sulu | 40% |
Mr. Scott | 35% |
Worf | 35% |
You are skilled in knowledge and logic.
You believe that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test
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October 19, 2013 -- 1:35 AM
posted by alison
Sorry Tony & Jesse, I'm a derp machine. Yeah... that's kind-of what I was going through. Also the exact opposite. I'd work on a task, but it'd blur into another task, and there'd be this third speculative thing overhanging everything... and I still just have to portion them out into discrete time units at the end of the day. ... which is such BS. My brain doesn't stop working just 'cause the day's ended, and I definitely don't always work in 15 minute intervals, or easily describable units of work.
This consulting gig is starting to wear on me.
October 17, 2013 -- 2:16 PM
posted by Beck
Argh, you figured out my secret! The programming stuff is just a sad boring front for my real day job of creating privately commissioned music videos. But no, I don't work for Patrice Wilson... I am Patrice Wilson! Hahahaha
October 17, 2013 -- 11:18 AM
posted by Par
Any relationship between Arck Interactive and Ark Music Factory (who made whatever that is you posted)? Do you work for Patrice Wilson, Beck?? Don't wait for the translation, yes or no?!
October 15, 2013 -- 11:34 AM
posted by Beck
From the people that brought us Rebecca Black's "Friday"