Kevin Quinn just said "Burns feels the wrath of the Zack Attack." I hope he died a little inside after that one.

what is that, Ed?

the world's largest sinkhole?

was someone tunnelling out of prison and turned up at the wrong moment?

i don't get it.

This sounds about right:

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle. Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

excellent...

Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini

Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature. You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span. For the most part, you are charming and loveable. But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung. Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

Semiannual Treadmill guy update: He's decked out in Oilers gear.



My parents really need to pick a better time of day to skip town.

um... anyone else find it weird that we're getting 17.5 hours of moonlight today? i don't get it

what on earth (haha, whoops!) is the orbit of the moon like? does Australia get any moonlight? i think this explains a little... Anyone got any ideas? ... ooo...answers!... i think

(if i am to understand the last one correctly, during the winter, when we have the least sunlight, we have the most moonlight, and then it reverses in the summer...)






oh, and did you know, the moon is covered in a layer of aluminum foil?

Alright Ng I have scoured youtube to bring you the best version of your favourite 80's song.
Enjoy!

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...

My entry looks okay but it isn't good enough to bear the name Grand Arms!