My entry looks okay but it isn't good enough to bear the name Grand Arms!

Someone's going to the lacrosse tonight?

it's the Lumberjack Song!

BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Sorry, folks, I have no idea what's going on with the error messages. I haven't changed anything, so I'm blaming my hosting service until further notice.

EDIT: Seems to be fixed now.
...
*knock on wood*

Wow, that sounds scary. I'm glad you came away with just a bruised ego though. That can be fixed!

Thanks for everyones concern.

The only injuries I have is shock and a bruised ego. My car is okay the front bumper is more misaligned then after my last fender bender so I should replace it though technically I don't have to. Going to drive it at lunch to actually make sure about it's drivability.

Was only going at 40km/h so after I hit the black ice it started sliding really slowly (I was slowing down I think, can't really remember, touched the brakes lighlty and I started sliding) . Before I knew it I was up on this snow bank (The road was packed with snow so it was like going up a ramp no under body damage.)... yeah it was over before I knew what was happening.

crappy deal, Albert.

i hope you're okay... that is a shitty way to start off Friday, but given how bad the roads were last night, i totally understand. the thing about black ice is that you really can't do anything about it... suddenly you're just in it...

i hope you don't suffer any latent injuries, and that your beloved car made it through mostly unscathed...

Shit, Al, that sucks. It's good to hear that you're okay, though. How's the Bomber doing?

(Oh, and a little late, but with respect to your MMFT entry, I think it looks great. It's definitely a lot cleaner looking than your older stuff; you're definitely noticeably improving.)

Still in a state of shock but just got into a car accident. I'm writing on this board and the coccon of air bags didn't deploy so I guess I'm okay. Just me no one else was involved. It was a patch of black ice. What a bad day to start a friday.

Because it has been a year and some change since the last mmft tourney I forced myself to make this:



Only 2 and half weeks of actual work. Most of that time was contemplating finishing this entry. Well I really don't like it but we need 2 more stinkin entries otherwise we don't start. No choice this is pretty much my sell-out entry. Don't be suprised if there are more entries like this in the future. We got no people in that community to put in entries.