"My tank is fight" is on sale! I know what I'll be reading for a while.

hmm... as of this morning, the traps have not been sprung. I'm gonna get one of those box-traps tonight and set that up in the house too.

Then I'm gonna clean the house thoroughly and get a cat.

Fuck the landlord.

We are a rat-free province, apparently, but not mice-free.

That humane trap is actually quite ingenious. I am excited to see if it works. We had a mouse in our house not too long ago too, but I told my Dad to get rid of it and not tell me how. I think he decided to poison it, which means that somewhere in my house there is a mouse carcass. Eww.

I thought Alberta was a mouse and rat free province... Actually I don't think that would be the case since it is really hard to eliminate all those rodents. Though we are pretty capable of brining extinction to countless species on this earth. To quote Homer:

"Come on Humans! We wiped out entire species of animals before! We can do it again!"

That is exciting. I'm really curious to see how that works, since the last time we had a mouse in the house, the inhumane traps were not only, well, inhumane, but also ineffective. (The mouse ended up trapping itself in a bucket(?!), for easy removal by me.) At the least, it seems like an idea brilliant in its simplicity.

I can't help but ask, though, based on my previous experience. Has your guys' kitchen been sufficiently cleaned up to let you notice little, uh, presents? I seem to recall quite a few of those every morning when we had our visitor.

TeeHee! It is exciting!

Too bad my place of work isn't like that. The disconection between people at this place is pretty suprising some times. It is one of my co-worker's birthday today. She isn't in the engineering department so none of us knew it was her birthday. Yep distance between people. Man I could make some crazy movie about this.

Alright, I just set up TWO of those DIY mouse traps. We shall see just how well this trick works.

EXCITING!!!!

I've got a new idea:

DIY HUMANE MOUSE TRAP

It's not MY idea. But I'm gonna set that shit up right now.

looks promising.

I'll tell you if it works.

Yo, hook yourself up with some traps. Carefully place some processed cheese on the trap and set them around the locations you've mentioned.

I wouldn't be having this problem if my landlord let me have a friggin CAT. Where's fluffy when you need him...?? That dude would be all over this mousey bitch.