I've got a new idea:

DIY HUMANE MOUSE TRAP

It's not MY idea. But I'm gonna set that shit up right now.

looks promising.

I'll tell you if it works.

Yo, hook yourself up with some traps. Carefully place some processed cheese on the trap and set them around the locations you've mentioned.

I wouldn't be having this problem if my landlord let me have a friggin CAT. Where's fluffy when you need him...?? That dude would be all over this mousey bitch.

THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY HOUSE.

I think it's been here for a little while too... that one day I called in sick to work I kept seeing something scurrying across the floor in the corner of my eye, but I'd get up and look to see what it was... but I couldn't find SHIT. I have no idea where it was hiding that day when I looked to find it, kuz I couldn't see anything. But I caught the bastard red-handed on my stove just now. He fucking scurried behind the fridge fast as fuck when I turned the lights on, but I totally caught him. I saw his furry ass and skinny tail duck down the back. How do I get rid of this bastard? More importantly: how the FUCK did he get in here???

Yea, you won't be able to appreciate the consequences of your decision until you give it a good try. Besides, isn't this shift something you've always wished for? I think so. Relax and work hard!

Like I say to everyone:

You got to do what you got to do.

the letter and the damage done.

I quit my job today.

To focus on art and music.

That's fucked.

I can't believe I'm doing this.




I drove an 8-bay truck at work today. It's like driving a motherfuckin bus (almost literally: it even has one of those bigass horizontal steering wheels). And I had to drive it around downtown. GAWDANG.

In such a case, the stingray responds by automatically flexing the serrated barb on its tail up to a maximum of 25 cm (10 in) of length. Cropp said Irwin had accidentally boxed the animal in. "It stopped and twisted and threw up its tail with the spike, and it caught him in the chest. It's a defensive thing.



Some reports say he pulled it out of his heart.

from my buddy Eli's myspace bulletin:

...the time between death and mockery is suddenly nil. I kinda love it.




rad. tasteless, but rad.

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hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:00 AM)
also rip steve irwin

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:04 AM)
i know

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:06 AM)
they say that chuck norris

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:10 AM)
no

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:11 AM)
NOOO

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:13 AM)
dressed up like a manta ray

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:13 AM)
nooo

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:16 AM)
that's so wrong

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:20 AM)
that is sooo wrong

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:21 AM)
hahahaha

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:22 AM)
and ROUNDHOUSE

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:22 AM)
i love it

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:24 AM)
KICKED

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:28 AM)
STEVE

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:32 AM)
no no

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:41 AM)
ROUNDHOUSE KICKED A NEEDLE

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:46 AM)
oh my god.

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:59 AM)
i am FINISHED.